Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I gotta get this out of me.

Look, we're in a nice neighborhood. We want to be good neighbors.

Oh, my God. Mmm-hmm.

MAC: Oh, God. She keeps turning... Turn around.

You won. There's nothing else.

It works perfectly.

This is fucking ridiculous.

Like, my brother's fraternity also thinks they invented beer pong.

Shit. That's a bummer. Mmm-hmm.

Oh, you don't know who I'm talking about?

Fucking just learn to deal with it, okay?

I'm Testificate Man!

Those are for you.

They say it tastes good to the baby. It tastes funny to me.

We're hip. Oh, they're like us.

What the fuck, man?

Jimmy! Wake up! Wake up, man.

that in this neighborhood, we don't keep off the grass.

and he just drinks it.

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

We shouldn't be in trouble. We haven't done anything wrong.

So, you're the little princess.

I don't fucking want to! What do you mean milk you?

Just a little bit. A little bit.

HOOTIE WHO FOR TONY'S NPT PPT

What about the end-of-the-year bash, Teddy?

How are we supposed to stand on the shoulders of giants?

It escalated very quickly.

The question is, do you want to party?

If we actually go over there and tell them to keep it down,

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

Chill out, Chill out!

I've always wanted to do this.

Do you guys want to see something amazing?

It's legitimate, right?

DIRTY BOY: All right, caller, what's your name?

Yeah. We're fucked, man.

So, are we cool with what happened last night?

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

It's kind of amazing.

It's finally happening.

Welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch. Can we take your order?

He's still alive.

MAC: I hit him, Kelly! Fuck!

What? You know what I'm saying?

Whose a good girl? I am daddy

He's right there! He's right there!

Dicks in our hands.

Keep your dick away from my wife!

MAC: Half of all of our...

'Woof, woof, woof!'

is that it looks like every penny we have is inside of it.

Shut the fuck up.

And they're gonna fucking party a lot.

This is Nutsack calling over from Delta Psi.

This is where we keep all the important shit.

Hey, there he is.

I could not deal with that right now. Fuck, no way.

This entire time, your daughter is gonna be growing up

What the fuck do you want, man?

I love you so much. I'm so sorry.

Yes! Hazing scandals!

That's not what you would do.

about what you're gonna do next year.

I mean, the foundation is flooded. We can't pay for this shit.

But... Okay, wait. Maybe we don't come on strong, though.

Because then I didn't earn it.

but Delta Psi is simply responsible

She's excited to see you.

What thing? What's going on?

Here's a headline. How about, Go Fuck Yourself?

Why are you so calm?

Let's get walkie-talkies and talk to each other all the time.

You party pretty heavy.

They were at the party with us just last night.

I'm fucking scared, man. I'm tired all the time.

We totally did it.

She's totally fucking looking at us.

You guys don't get it.

That was a little weird. I'm fading a little bit.

You're on Teddy patrol. Keep him close.

Sagging all over the place! It'll be like this.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

What the fuck is wrong with you, man? What the...

What are you doing in your Jumperoo?

I don't want to.

Yes, I did. Yes, I did, Focker.

Okay, Teddy's fucking Brooke, but Brooke wants to fuck Pete.

Party's over! Dirty Santa, let's go!

No, we're here to tell you to turn it up.

Get the fuck out of here!

So, Duke Lacrosse Team Rapes Stripper. Bad headline.

We should blaze through it, probably. Yeah.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Dicks in our hands.

He's so light He's all dick!

I think Teddy saw you.

So many party inventions.

What are you doing? I'm sorry.

At that moment, you just push back.

Who still has waterbeds?

Whose a good girl? I am daddy

You must've heard we were coming.

We fell asleep. Let's go. Let's go.

I love you. I love you.

I love lasagna!

I'm a psychology minor, you know that.

Get them out of here forever! Out!

PETE: I hope we can build a great future together.

They don't know who they are fucking with.

Old people don't fuck like we just did.

No, we do everything online!

Yeah. There wasn't anything behind it.

Nice, okay. Good to see you, dude.

We still did that.

Garfield. Garfield, yeah. Yeah.

Guys, don't talk. Please let me handle this.

It's a really romantic story.

Delta Psi, bitch. Now! I'm gonna call the police!

Scoonie. Not now.

Okay, Kevin, I don't think we're a good team anymore.

And Vice President, we call...

MAC: Oh, no! Oh, fuck!

(ALL CONTINUE IMITATING DANCE MUSIC)

This is our home! It's our home!

(BOTH IMITATING EXPLOSIONS)

We're gonna finish that. We will finish that.

And this isn't the first time. No, no, no, no. They flooded the basement.

Okay, let's do it. Okay?

What do you got there, sweetie?