Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is delightful. This is awesome, this thing.

Okay. Uh... Well, bye.

we're throwing a robert de niro party

BOYS: Don't go to sleep!

They're never gonna do anything ridiculous,

Just look that way. Just turn around.

Delta Psi is gone, you're a free man.

We have room. I think we have room.

I was just kidding, anyway.

How's Stella? She's a cute baby.

HE’S ALL DICK!

One, two, three?

We've got to get in there, we gotta infiltrate.

I'll give it the old college try.

We should call the police.

I want a tomato garden. How's that?

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Oh, that's so sweet. No one ever knows she's a girl.

I'm saying, that's the only way.

I promise. We promise.

Yeah, two hours a day.

We're on a mission.

Fucking old people!

you, like, lost your sense of humor?

I don't know where it is.

Oh, fuck. Oh, God.

(HISSING) Fuck these fucking guys!

I haven't seen you in forever.

What the fuck are you talking about?

They dehumanized you.

Fuck him up, Teddy.

No, I was stupid. I'm really, really sorry.

You've been a bad boy. I'm gonna spank you.

Meanwhile, back at Delta Psi, our brothers

Part of our life is just totally over.

I want to ask you to the party this weekend that I'm having with friends.

We have excellent facilities that, like, no one uses.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Sports before genital warts... No, fuckin'. That's bad.

KELLY: I think the frat has broken into the car and stolen all of the airbags.

Anyone would do this. This isn't because we're old.

What are you doing? We have 60 seconds before they go upstairs.

They'll listen to us if they think we're cool, you know?

Me or her, choose. It's up to you. You choose.

Distraction, distraction.

Holy shit! Did you break your leg?

Cheers. Here we go.

Okay. All right.

Cheers. Here we go.

Taking you to Bonner Town Bitch!!!!

What other stupid number combinations are there?

You're the goomah in this situation.

No, no, no. Shit. Shit.

All right, brother. Good to see you.

Oh, my God, this is amazing.

I don't know! You're a good actor!

I'm gonna act all docile and then...

They've hot-boxed cars.

I love fucking with you when you high, man.

Jesus! You Jews and your fucking mothers!

This is safer than the White House!

I don't know. Hit me with something.

Do you still like me? Yes, I still like you.

I need that Mendelson file by 4:00.

Are you gonna reimburse us for those kegs? No.

Just keep it down.

It'll all get caught on this camera.

Gentlemen, we are fortunate members

Okay, let me call my mom. She'll tell us what to do right now.

Porta-Potties. Private planes.

ALL: (CHANTING) Assjuice! Assjuice! Assjuice!

Where you going?

You know, when we had Stella, I was afraid of missing the party,

Oh, my God. They're like two giant, veiny dicks.

maybe we should clean up and not

"I Love Going To The Container Store And Buying Containers

Yeah. We be cool.

boring ass lives as parents. That's what it is.

You violated the circle of trust, Focker.

Shit. Don't hit me.

I've never had sex on a dining room chair in my whole life.

I'll never let go.

Yeah. Are you a Delta?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!

Is it a good one, or a bad one?

DELTA PSI BROTHERS: Hootie-hoo! Hootie-hoo!

Whose a good girl? I am, daddy!

BILL: Uh-oh. Mac attack.

They can make our lives a living hell. We need them on our side.

See you guys around.

(ON RADIO) We're back on the air with Dirty Boy.

She's a little meth head.

Just keep it down. Low.

Get this one taken care of.

I give you the boot and motherfucking rally!

Legalize it, y'all.

Man purses before regular purses.

All right, man, I should probably...

We're supposed to have boners?

You did it. See? (LAUGHS)

Grow up! It worked. Okay. Okay.

No! No, no, no, okay? No!

That's awesome! Dream!

I have a headline for this.

Thank you for coming. Okay.

I think that's a compliment. It is a compliment.

not only can we fix the water damage,

Male erection before One Direction.

All right. Hey.

Act like you just woke up.

What the fuck are y'all looking at?

Jesus! You Jews and your fucking mothers!

No! Dude, don't ask that.

(EXHALES) Fuck!

They'll want us to like them. Yeah.

What dak Prescott yelled before the qb draw play

Only thing, if you sell to the university,

because this is perhaps the safest place on the planet,

Riddlers asking for you

And this is not your Bro, this is your boss talking. (CHUCKLES)

Do it again. Do it normal. Yeah. Like...

Baby's first rave! Baby's first rave!

I'm Chickenman!

And we got a fight over here!

Hey. Look who it is. JIMMY: What's up, dude?

to serve in the light of truth.

Fine! Good to know. Fine.

BOYS: Peekaboo!

Awesome, man. Well, thank you so much.

I am using the little box in the Face Time to put makeup on.

I have to go. She's awake.

I'm the President of a fraternity.