Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

TEDDY: Welcome to Abercrombie.

You make the store more approachable.

He's doing it. He's doing it.

We're gonna fucking fuck them! Fuck them!

No, no, why? Why? No! What?

I brought it into bed with us.

He's so light. He's all dick.

I don't see anyone else here.

Dildo Psi! Dildo Psi!

I put sof hamisschak, which is Hebrew for game over.

Get in the dance circle.

Hey, dude. What's up, man?

There's booze in your boobs. There's booze in your boobs.

(IN BRITISH ACCENT) I will take the gentleman's route out and call it a day,

And I get really excited when I smell freshly ground coffee.

I've been doing mushrooms since before the fucking Internet existed.

I heard they burned down their last house.

You're doing it a little weird.

Hey, you guys, if my calculations are correct,

Let's do this shit.

Abercrombie, Fitch.

I'm gonna throw up.

I'm in! MAC: Yes!

Hey. What's nice is in a few years,

What woman is named Dean?

I mean, we have to get on the wall, plus we bought the kegs.

Everything's good. Fucking great party.

Full season of Girls up there in the DVR.

(CHEERING) And outdoor speakers!

I hope you guys come over and try and hang with us some more.

I don't even know what the fuck to do with this.

Bert and Ernie before squirtin' spermy.

Kelly, he's coming!

I don't feel safe here, just in case you didn't know.

this year is going to be legendary.

She puts them on her tits?

Infinite OTPHJs

GIRLS: Bye, Stella!

It's a blessing and a curse!

I feel like shit.

stop the dumb guy from doing dumb shit!

I'm doing it. Oh, man.

(MONITOR BEEPING)

I will haze you until your fucking face falls off!

Take it sleazy.

I like it. Don't do that!

Autoprueba de VIH

Delta Psi! Delta Psi!

Hos don't go before Bros. It just doesn't work like that.

And her vagina, Bye! It's ruined!

You... Right now, both of you have to make a choice right now.

This is in Jewish!

Bros before hos, motherfucker.

He's a little scrawny piece of shit with a giant dick.

Check this out. Watch the yard.

Do some cat stuff real quick. Be sarcastic or lick yourself.

Delta Psi, man. All right?

play a little ping-pong of their own.

Good to see you. Good to see you, too.

We need all that equipment you bought to spy on Paula.

Neighbors. Hey. Hi.

I don't know, man. Just be free.

It's too late. We'll... Okay.

A girl in the audience unexpectedly hands one of our brothers a beer.

Yo. I've been waiting forever.

Our first official meeting in the new house to order.

That's all we wanted.

(1980s POP MUSIC PLAYING) Sebastian Cremmington and his brothers

Because I felt safe.

Yeah, dope, dope. Cool. It was a good time.

They are dangerous to the neighborhood!

All right, balls before dolls.

Okay, okay, we fucking get it! I get it. I get it.

Oh, shit! Oh, no!

Yes, you are. You know what?

(SINGING) Can you take snout higher?

It's over? Okay, it's over, it's over, it's over.

Welcome to the neighborhood.

He's looking at us.

Mac's working in the morning. We got jobs.

We made a baby. Things have changed. Everything has changed.

I can't help it, I sympathize with them.

I don't even think it would make the local police blotter.

Let's make a baby.

Yeah. How do you have that information?

That's the best name ever. Are you kidding?

So, how did you meet Teddy?

a whole new life, where we have it all.

But I'm going to night school to get my degree, so...

Junk before trunk.

and it comes back, and it's all stretchy and flappy!

we will get our faces on that wall,

Best night ever.

I'm gonna pull this thing off.

Your dick could buy more than a hot tub. Your dick bought me.

Bring it in for the real thing.

I can't do it. Don't yell, just try to...

I'm sorry, I felt inspiration. What was I supposed to do?

You're the VP, man.

They are sending the cops.

I know! What's nice about the house

You're gonna make me cry.

Oh, hi, baby. MAC: How's it going?

Well, Garfield.

I've been wanting this. I've got your number.

I don't know. At some job fair or some shit.

It's because they remind you of the future.

Yeah, fuck them! Fuck them!

and you're the oldest guy at the party,

They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out.

Much like Scoonie's cock,

(CROWD GASPING)

Pete, do you want to tell us about your first summer as a Delta?

Bitch. Oh, my God.

Hey, there they are!

Shut the fuck up!

that I ate a whole pot brownie before coming in here

Okay, I got it.

doesn't mean that we're old people.

Yo, guys! Music check!

(GROANING) (GRUNTING)

You got nothing to worry about, officer.

MAC: What's that?

We have a little baby. We have a baby.

(IMITATING BALE AS BATMAN) Where is she?

I'm coming. Are you close?

Yeah, we gotta file that for the THC Corporation.

When All Else Fails When All Else Fails