Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Kelly, he's coming!

You're the VP, man.

I brought it into bed with us.

Yeah, we gotta file that for the THC Corporation.

It's over? Okay, it's over, it's over, it's over.

play a little ping-pong of their own.

I don't even know what the fuck to do with this.

I'm in! MAC: Yes!

Neighbors. Hey. Hi.

Get in the dance circle.

Because I felt safe.

They are dangerous to the neighborhood!

(CHEERING) And outdoor speakers!

Junk before trunk.

(SINGING) Can you take snout higher?

I will haze you until your fucking face falls off!

But I'm going to night school to get my degree, so...

No, no, why? Why? No! What?

Do some cat stuff real quick. Be sarcastic or lick yourself.

A girl in the audience unexpectedly hands one of our brothers a beer.

Yeah, fuck them! Fuck them!

He's so light. He's all dick.

Bring it in for the real thing.

We're gonna fucking fuck them! Fuck them!

Oh, hi, baby. MAC: How's it going?

What woman is named Dean?

that I ate a whole pot brownie before coming in here

I'm coming. Are you close?

And I get really excited when I smell freshly ground coffee.

I don't even think it would make the local police blotter.

Yo. I've been waiting forever.

Well, Garfield.

and it comes back, and it's all stretchy and flappy!

Check this out. Watch the yard.

Bros before hos, motherfucker.

Good to see you. Good to see you, too.

Autoprueba de VIH

Much like Scoonie's cock,

we will get our faces on that wall,

I can't do it. Don't yell, just try to...

We made a baby. Things have changed. Everything has changed.

He's doing it. He's doing it.

Hos don't go before Bros. It just doesn't work like that.

Welcome to the neighborhood.

(IMITATING BALE AS BATMAN) Where is she?

I don't know. At some job fair or some shit.

Everything's good. Fucking great party.

Let's make a baby.

You're gonna make me cry.

He's a little scrawny piece of shit with a giant dick.

I can't help it, I sympathize with them.

This is in Jewish!

Yeah. How do you have that information?

(IN BRITISH ACCENT) I will take the gentleman's route out and call it a day,

Abercrombie, Fitch.

Our first official meeting in the new house to order.

I know! What's nice about the house

Let's do this shit.

Pete, do you want to tell us about your first summer as a Delta?

It's too late. We'll... Okay.

I feel like shit.

Bert and Ernie before squirtin' spermy.

Hey, dude. What's up, man?

I don't see anyone else here.

GIRLS: Bye, Stella!

I've been doing mushrooms since before the fucking Internet existed.

That's all we wanted.

So, how did you meet Teddy?

And her vagina, Bye! It's ruined!

I mean, we have to get on the wall, plus we bought the kegs.

MAC: What's that?

We have a little baby. We have a baby.

You... Right now, both of you have to make a choice right now.

Full season of Girls up there in the DVR.

He's looking at us.

All right, balls before dolls.

(CROWD GASPING)

She puts them on her tits?

That's the best name ever. Are you kidding?

a whole new life, where we have it all.

I hope you guys come over and try and hang with us some more.

There's booze in your boobs. There's booze in your boobs.

You got nothing to worry about, officer.

Yes, you are. You know what?

Bitch. Oh, my God.

I heard they burned down their last house.

(1980s POP MUSIC PLAYING) Sebastian Cremmington and his brothers

Yeah, dope, dope. Cool. It was a good time.

Hey, there they are!

I've been wanting this. I've got your number.

I'm gonna pull this thing off.

TEDDY: Welcome to Abercrombie.

Oh, shit! Oh, no!

I'm gonna throw up.

(MONITOR BEEPING)

stop the dumb guy from doing dumb shit!

doesn't mean that we're old people.

They are sending the cops.

I don't feel safe here, just in case you didn't know.

Mac's working in the morning. We got jobs.

It's because they remind you of the future.

It's a blessing and a curse!

They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out.

When All Else Fails When All Else Fails

and you're the oldest guy at the party,

Hey, you guys, if my calculations are correct,

Infinite OTPHJs

I'm sorry, I felt inspiration. What was I supposed to do?

You make the store more approachable.

I'm doing it. Oh, man.

(GROANING) (GRUNTING)

Okay, okay, we fucking get it! I get it. I get it.

I don't know, man. Just be free.

this year is going to be legendary.

Shut the fuck up!

Delta Psi! Delta Psi!

I put sof hamisschak, which is Hebrew for game over.

You're doing it a little weird.

Dildo Psi! Dildo Psi!

Okay, I got it.

Best night ever.

Yo, guys! Music check!

I like it. Don't do that!

Delta Psi, man. All right?

Hey. What's nice is in a few years,

Take it sleazy.

Your dick could buy more than a hot tub. Your dick bought me.

We need all that equipment you bought to spy on Paula.