Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No. You're not buying a gun.

Stop hitting me. MAC: That's so stupid!

What's her name?

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Why are we doing this? Didn't we already win? Remember?

ALL: (CHANTING) Delta Psi.

Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh!

They're actually really good. They taste like vanilla, kinda.

You know what brings people to a party more than anything?

Who knows what's gonna happen next?

Get the party going again. Get the party started.

We have a very strict three-strike policy at this school.

about you and the fraternity...

He's coming. Kelly, it's over!

that it is so hard to convince you,

Hey, slow down!

Then we seem cool. They're thinking...

Sorry, man. Sorry my ball just got in your face.

They're gonna be loud, obviously.

that I'm gonna change who I am.

You don't want a baby. Oh, I do.

I don't get it. Who would even buy one of those dildos?

So, we're calling. It's too loud.

Baby broke his leg!

MAC: Okay, it's happening. It's spontaneous.

Is how bad this could have gone.

You were being noisy.

This is turning me on. I don't like it.

Shit, he's still talking.

I think we should invite the old people in.

Good. Good, then.

WATKINS: Well, it looks like you guys were partying with him.

I am, yeah. Yeah.

We can't leave her at the...

Fuck. Oh, no. Okay, relax.

You guys should come here.

Teddy, how much time we got?

The muse is a fickle bitch

Ho! Hey, babe, you want to party?

Anyway, just wanted to let you guys know

What?! No!!!!! No!!!!! No!!!!!

MAC: Here we go. Here we go.

I'll go tell them to shh!

We need to fucking tell them not to do that. Right now.

Masturbrate before ask her to date

We are the family you get to choose And we don’t get divorced!

TEDDY: What's up? (WHOOPING)

She wants your necklace. Give me your necklace. Now, go pump.

We are not moving.

Sorry. It hurts.

Drago Bludvist, you have been a very bad boy in my class today, that's it, i'm giving you the detention slip.

I agree. We need to go over there.

They seem like a nice couple. They're so happy.

That's a joke photo!

It's a joke? That's a joke!

We're trying to talk to you.

Nice! Nice! Great! Awesome, awesome!

We are Delta Psi Beta.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay.

(SCREAMS) What the fuck? Ew!

But I don't know why you try to hide this stuff from me.

We're okay. Cool.

We're not gonna end up on this thing.

Yeah, she puts them on her tits. Her tits are huge right now.

This is strike three. This is crazy.

Makes sense. Yeah.

Oh, yeah! Magic mushrooms!

Dude, we can have walkie-talkies,

Yeah. We're gonna get these guys.

It's all made up.

Opening to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 1994 VHS

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Super quick tour.

I have a little bit of Kevin James in me.

Did you party with this kid? We don't party with them!

We call the cops? Yes.

My bouncing balls.

She's on the fast road to her first word being cunt.

I don't see anyone else here, either!

(ALL IMITATING DANCE MUSIC)

What it is, y'all.

and everything's gonna be fine.

Man, parenting is easy. Look at that!

Fuck, these kids locked everything!

I'm not a baby.

Nobonita Barua here's a headline How about go fuck yourself

Pretty fat file. It's dank.

Baby, this is a fucking nightmare!

Totally, we be cool. We take them a joint.

You're that boy.

I like it. I don't like it, stop!

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

I don't want to milk you. Well, you're gonna have to.

Our probation's been lifted!

Welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch.

Fuck! Shit, shit. Go!

All right. I'm down. Little chicken. Come on!

I also got some ranch dipping sauce.

Look, man, we're sorry.

All right. Good talk, man. Later.

My boss just invited us for a play date,

(CLEARS THROAT) (WHISTLES)

The asset's gone rogue.

I think I realized for the first six months, everything is fucked.

Everything I could do, I can't do anymore.

That was so much worse than I thought.

You're a little...

Well, my parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.

Come on! Ow! I'm sorry.

What are you doing?