Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Beyonces pregnant with twins...

Hey, man, do you think, maybe we're going, like, way too far with this?

What are you, like, having a baby,

Fuck, are you okay, man? Dude, I'm so... (YELLS)

We promise. Thank you so much, guys.

We're about to be, like, adults now.

Are they really? But I can't touch them.

(EXCLAIMING IN SHOCK)

Why would they just break in and steal the airbags?

You're right, it's a bad idea!

What's happening?

JIMMY: Oh, God! Oh, God!

How much of you is traumatized? 2%? 1%?

That's the best idea.

It's a really expensive bush!

Oh, there he is.

(YELLING IN DELIGHT)

Gonna turn around now. Gonna look at the wall now.

ALL: Delta Psi!

Can we take your order?

Also, if you could maybe, just sometimes...

Bring Stella! You can bring kids! Bring Stella!

Your phone beeps when there's someone horny near you.

Let's go! Let's go!

I'm taking you to Boner Town, love. Okay.

Yeah, but see, that's my fucking point! You know shit like that, man!

You're not trying to get rid of me, are you?

No. Fuck old people.

I don't know if you guys are aware,

Just get off! Are you talking to me?

You're really villaining out in here.

They make these little strips that test your tit milk for alcohol.

Otherwise, this plan won't work.

If we're cool with them now, they'll be cool with us.

I mean, you do realize that all this stuff, it's all bullshit, right?

We'll take care of it. Same with us.

Well I love both Pantera and guns, so I think it’s hilarious

That was incredible!

I love you! I love you, too, man.

Look at you. I'm a possum.

No, no, no! Yeah!

You're never gonna forget this!

I'm not even hungry. It's so wasteful!

(PEOPLE SCREAMING) (TIRES SCREECHING)

You better put that in the recycling bin.

There is no President of the United Nations.

You're gonna have to milk me.

Just make sure if we're too noisy, you call me first.

Yeah, they got big Greek letters.

You’re gonna have to milk me

You need to grow up, okay? Our family is in danger.

My claws are out! I'm gonna fucking get them!

Just keep it down.

The only way to break it apart is to get in there,

Lol Is fucking Jimmy there

Do you see what they fucking did to me? We don't stop now!

I'm a human man! I have dignity!

Oh, I'm Sam Jackson, you know, from Jackie Brown.

Now, there is no higher honor in Delta Psi than making it onto the wall.

I'm sorry, but it's true.

I have a call, it's from Mac Radner. That's you. Right?

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

You wear them into the frat house.

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

I was only supposed to stay a semester,

My brothers need me.

You're not even looking at us, are you?

(JIMMY GROANING)

There's a clear focus going on here.

That is kind of lame, but also kind of meaningless, right?

BOYS: Yeah. What is it?

This worked before we had Stella, but...

No, it's my baby monitor.

Wait. Wait, no! Wait!

It's like bouncing balls.

You could be President of the United Nations.

When All Else Fails

Okay! Let's do it.

just so you know!

What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

What? No way, man. Get out of here.

Get it out of you.

Oh, they're Hulking out! They're gonna blow.

I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

You guys just crossed the fucking line. You're dead.

She knows what's happening.

In two weeks, none of this is even gonna matter.

Do you guys want to come in?

sex-Tech bubble, you know what I mean?

Dude, I texted you. I said, Shave.

Oh, my God, homie. It feels so good.

First off, my bad.

You don't seem old.

We all have dignity! Yes, Assjuice, yes!

Okay, you know what? Let's end this.

You can't tell anyone I showed you this. Okay, baby?

What are you... We said all those things, all right?

That was good. You like that?

I give you the hot house.

for no ejaculation will be occurring due to over-intoxication.

We have neighbors, for Christ's sake!

Don't worry about it.

It smells like lemongrass.

Whose a good girl? I am daddy nmnmmnmmmm

How'd you even do that?

I guess we're all going down in a blaze of glory, huh?

Yeah, glad you made it. Whoa, whoa!