Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

God damn it!
What a twist. Oh, yeah. Okay.
Damn it, man... He wasn't ready!
so the fraternity would get dissolved.
(TEDDY CONTINUES SCREAMING)
We're a family.
What can we do? That fucking Dean.
and we're gonna be watching right back.
(COMPUTER RINGING) Oh...
Oh, no? I'm a fucking man!
What's this, a dance-off?
You can always come to me with this kind of stuff, all right?
It's the least we could do, you know?
CROWD: Oh!
You seem like a senior that took a year abroad.
Fucking tired. I miss my mom.
We're gonna make them put hos before Bros.
Stop standing around! Let's go!
You know what? I just thought of another headline.
So? So?
There's a rumor that Prince might perform.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
(CHUCKLING)
Oh, my boobs.
Hey. Mac!
You go up to my room.
Teddy's dead! Pete's dead! Scoonie's dead!
Yes, sir.
Oh, no.
You're not taking the heat for this.
How do you turn these off?
Just, normal.
You get the fuck out of here.
I love you. Baby.
Do you still like me? I miss you. I love you.
But you know what? You hear that?
Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?
That's awesome.
Think about what they've done to you.
You really want us to keep it down?
It's like when you lend a fat friend your shirt,
Because Teddy is just an idea.
You're divorced.
Yes, respect.
That was, like, a distraction so they couldn't see what was going on.
The condom was unused.
"You're Upsetting Jinxy Cat."
I'm just disappointed.
FYI, we're gonna do it in every room.
Yes?
(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS)
I'm sorry. What the fuck?
Fraternities. They live and die on the concept of brotherhood.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Fuck me! Shit! They're sending Garf out to talk to him.
Just stop doing this stupid shit! We're sorry.
Okay. I'm in.
Why would you do that 리듬패턴
What the fuck are you talking about?
OOOW!
That's from Zero Dark Thirty.
The team is breaking up. Yep.
Hold on to this moment, man. Seriously, enjoy this.
Oh, it went great. It went great.
What are you wearing? What is this?
Yeah, try to keep it down.
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
I love brunch.
I saw him. He saw me.
That's why you got to go.
Look at that, sweetie.
This is our little cub on our lawn with a condom in her mouth.
Look, look, look.
We can't both be Kevin James. I'm Kevin James!
We do, it's working.
Just stop.
Yeah. What's going on?
This is the creed of our fraternity.
These glasses, there's a camera in them.
Delta Psi puts on a production of Julius Caesar.
KELLY: Oh, no.
That's AI Pacino. That's not even... Yeah.
How's the rest of post-college life treating you?
MAC: You look good. It looks okay. I think it's okay.
We're back. We're back in business.
Get the fuck... Get out of my way! Move!
Your baby
What?
All right, let's put that down.
Oh, she just scrunched her little nose!
KELLY: What does that mean?
Okay, well, on that note,
We're innocents. We're innocents in all this.
(CONTINUES MOANING)
This is an abomination.
Scent of a Woman.
Delta Psi! Delta Psi! Delta Psi!
(SCOFFS)
Ow!
This is all my fault.
That's really responsible of you guys.
I mean, we get pretty loud over there. Yeah, yeah.
You have the baby monitor right there.
How the fuck could I be cool with that, man?
Kelly, honey.
Whose a good girl? I am daddy
Who is Ray Romano?
That's right, Pete. Walk away.
It's like having sex with Tony Soprano.
That's a little patronizing.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
What up, Teddy?
But we'll get out of the house!
(LAUGHS) Michael Keaton's Batman was like,
Can you please keep it down?
I'm buying a fucking gun! No, you're not!
Moo-ood.
There's alcohol in there.
I got it, I got it. I got it.
See you, brother.
Yes. They have to move.
See, we missed out on the whole, kind of,
He's still alive!
All right.
ALL: ...to walk in the way of honor,
There's gonna be hundreds and thousands of Teddys living next door to you for all time.
Delta Psi, Delta Psi!
It's gonna be really boring
Hey, come on. Wait, let's just...
It's like a White Russian. Lay down, sweetie.
What woman is named DEAN?
So weird.
I'm Cowman!
Let's do that shit. Whoo! Let's do it!
Sebastian knows he has to throw up, but he wants to keep partying.
GIRLS: Aw!
Whoopie who
Yeah.
Yo
So, at least it looks like it.
Dance-off!
I'm fine!
You should look, you can see her.
We can't do that.
Yeah.
Well, listen, the way I do my job is,
Oh, no! Oh, no!
I'm just kidding. Sort of.
It's offensive that I'm saying that you should be smart?
Okay, call me after. Call me soon.