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Vernon, open up. It's me.
We're doing it for our other clients
Hey, trust me, we pulled out all the stops.
they send the most charismatic and influential man in town.
You lovebirds ready to do some shots?
I wasn't training. I was playing paintball.
You got to get out in front of the run.
- Elidee. - Elidee?
why the fuck you were playing paintball?
What if they decide to cut me loose?
Instead, I'm flying my ass around all over the country trying to get a new job.
or fucking skiing off-piste in the Swiss Alps.
stalking through your bushes like a fucking pedophile.
All right, baby.
Every day with this punk. Hey!
It's not a good deal.
Vernon, you can't play paintball, basketball, baseball,
They got nowhere to be.
I mean, it got air conditioning in there.
Well, Vernon blew out his Achilles, so I'm at the hospital.
so I dropped my phone in a glass of beer.
It's a lot more hitting.
Okay. Don't ever tell me what to do. Bye.
and I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do this.
And, Joe, stop approving shit.
- They all got calls. - Spice is retired.
I'm bored out of my fucking mind, Spencer.
I know, I know. I'm sorry.
Hey, Reg, man, let me know when he gone.
- You try the hospital? - Yeah, he was released after surgery.
Paintball. Ever tried it?
I was playing paintball with my friends.
Yeah, Spice. He's in town scouting locations for his hotel.
You don't owe them nothing.
And here's proof that we believe
Wow, I'm shocked no one's pounced on this place.