Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And down south, it made mama look...

Basically carrying your revenge-and-sangria-soaked ass.

- There's gotta be someplace to bang here. - I'm starving. We should've hit the buffet...

- That's kind of weird. - Is "weird" the right word?

The Farhampton liquor store is actually pretty high-end.

... Uncle Marshall had gotten kicked off his flight home from Minnesota...

And now on Monday, you're running away to Chicago.

It's a list of all the things I wanna do before I leave New York.

What is it with dudes and swords?

[IN UNISON] I never wanna have sex again.

You are avoiding him.

That's totally what you were thinking, right?

That's an excuse. You have been avoiding Barney and Robin since the carousel.

That's not gonna be us, right?

[IN NORMAL VOICE] I loved that dress you cut in half.

Remind me to put a $5 bill in Barney's wedding card.

Why does the brother always die first?

- Wait, you guys had a sword fight? - Maybe a tiny one.

Tons of empty rooms to bang in. Hurry, I've started without you. I mean, I love you.

I mean, "Fix graffiti on 96th and Amsterdam"?