Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, I locked it.
And it's like, bro, Andre's been doing stuff right the whole movie.
This list isn't written by someone who's ready to move on.
An objectophiliac? No way.
ALL: Ted, Ted, Ted. - Yeah. Come on.
BOTH: "Prepare to die."
- It's everything I wanna do before I go to Italy. - Oh.
Ehh.
Besides, Marshall and I are saving that Scotch...
You know, to get them started.
- Mm. Okay. - Okay.
[BOTH MOANING]
[BLOWING HORN]
That's the easiest one on here.
The drunks at the dry cleaners destroyed it.
- Still not right. I think it was a little redder. - Mm-hm.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] We'll switch it with this cheap bottle of whiskey.
To all the heartache.
Why not just say goodbye to the bad things?
Because if you get up there and speak from the heart...
- This is fun. - Oh, yeah.