Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Well, what about your backup dress? - Oh, it's just classy, Ted.
[SIGHS]
Then why do you know what they're called?
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
Yeah.
Ted, you know damn well why we haven't.
- I'm gonna check the gym. - No, no, no, that gym has a sauna.
Too late. It's like we're in a zombie movie.
- Look, I'm really sorry. - No, it's not good enough.
You don't drop a bombshell like that this close to a wedding.
Don't say "buffet." That attracts old people.
...and then Inigo Montoya is like, "Fezzik, you did something right."
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
Wait, the colors aren't dark enough.
There's nine steps between the bus and that door.
...why'd you help me out?
TED: Kids, as you recall...
You'll always be safe with me.
But I don't get it. You're so against me moving...