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Plus, how about those balls dragging all over the ground?
- Aah! Take her. - What...?
Great. And while you do that, I'll check in on the ring bear.
Knocking out serpents, busting down castle doors.
...you should have to wear something you don't want to.
Well, we both know he may not get here in time.
- Stay safe, R-Train. - You too, B-Nasty.
But it doesn't mean it's gonna happen to you.
I'm sorry, you're saying "ring bearer," right?
...and replaced it with cheap booze, ketchup, and hand sani.
- You peel the label off the Glen McKenna. - On it.
For a guy who loves New York this much, to leave it...
Yeah, but he's in the middle of Wisconsin. How am I gonna punish...?
We got lucky.
L...
[BOTH GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]
Uh, ha, ha...
I almost killed my wife, Ted.
Still, when you think about it...
We've only got about 45 minutes until they get inside.
...when something occurred to me.
Have you been avoiding Barney?
Go, Pack, go.
[IN UNISON] One, two, three.
Why do you know what they're called?
[IN SPANISH ACCENT] Hi. My name is Rodrigo DeGoya.
TED: What I didn't know at the time was:
[GLASS SHATTERS]