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It was the perfect combination of slutty and classy.
Oh, the rehearsal dinner.
Ah. A quick nip won't hurt.
...mouth words...
- But it was no big deal. - No big deal?
Same goes for "coupon," "60 Minutes," and "Mandy Patinkin."
Hi. Um, I live downstairs, and I've always wanted to say this to you...
They broke our $600 bottle of scotch?
Ooh, is that your toast?
- What about the business center? - A room full of computers? Perfect.
Pour it into the other bottle.
Damn, that's smooth.
... with another stranded traveler named Daphne.
Not what I mean. That is never what I mean.
[IN UNISON] We have to have sex right now.
Ted, your speech sucks.
Oh, and you suck at the bongos, but, hey, heh, keep practicing.
Do you know I Don't Care led the league last year in dumb sports stuff?
You can't just stand there talking to a building and petting it.
- Can I have a double bourbon...? - No doubles.
Okay, Lily, I have to go.
Maybe a little.
See one last sunset over the Hudson."
TED: A week before the wedding, I realized I couldn't stay in New York any longer.
My Papa Sid can't go 10 minutes without a schvitz.
I won't let it.
You killed someone I love. Prepare to dance.
...in an era where folks inexplicably talked like this." Ha, ha.