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I used to be scared of my teachers, too.
- Three tickets, rear orchestra. - Three tickets, third row center.
And the card attached would say
Oh, I'm declining your offer, but I do want to thank you.
And guess what? She let me buy the tickets!
They investigated, and he was forced to resign.
the school principal pulled exactly the same thing on me.
OK, I'm going to have to ask you a few questions.
Nothing. I've decided I have to do it myself.
I spent the rest of the evening in the ladies' room, trying to revive you.
I'll handle it. I'm gonna call a couple of ticket brokers.
I've done it for so long now, I don't know if I can get by without it.
Listen, honey, if you're having such a problem,
- I have to test them. - Rose, one is testing, 14 is brunch.
Rose is right. Listen, you're gonna get an A in that class.
- So, big shot, did you get the tickets? - Can't you say hello first?
He said the only way I would get an A on his final is if I sleep with him.
I told you I had connections.
Blanche, here we've been running on about the concert,
the least we can do is break even.
Don't think I didn't put up a fight!
I took you and Gloria to see him at the Paramount Theatre.
You know Frank Sinatra?
Blanche, that is terrible. I hope you told him off.
I was driving down Biscayne Boulevard, listening to WREQ, the big band station.
- But that's what teachers are there for. - I know exactly how she feels.
Honey, come on, we're sorry. We're listening now.
This is my home phone number.
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