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Blanche, here we've been running on about the concert,
Oh, I'm declining your offer, but I do want to thank you.
This is my home phone number.
Rose is right. Listen, you're gonna get an A in that class.
the least we can do is break even.
And the card attached would say
the school principal pulled exactly the same thing on me.
Don't think I didn't put up a fight!
You know Frank Sinatra?
Nothing. I've decided I have to do it myself.
And guess what? She let me buy the tickets!
Blanche, that is terrible. I hope you told him off.
I told you I had connections.
- But that's what teachers are there for. - I know exactly how she feels.
Listen, honey, if you're having such a problem,
I took you and Gloria to see him at the Paramount Theatre.
I'll handle it. I'm gonna call a couple of ticket brokers.
I was driving down Biscayne Boulevard, listening to WREQ, the big band station.
- Three tickets, rear orchestra. - Three tickets, third row center.
- I have to test them. - Rose, one is testing, 14 is brunch.
I spent the rest of the evening in the ladies' room, trying to revive you.
OK, I'm going to have to ask you a few questions.
He said the only way I would get an A on his final is if I sleep with him.
I've done it for so long now, I don't know if I can get by without it.
I used to be scared of my teachers, too.
They investigated, and he was forced to resign.
Honey, come on, we're sorry. We're listening now.
- So, big shot, did you get the tickets? - Can't you say hello first?
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