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Look, we'll talk about it later.
Easy? It's impossible.
Well, it's gonna take a lot of hard work on your part.
Well, Nils would arrange the ice cream scoops in an obscene way.
No, I was also cleaning out my ears.
Honey, congratulations. You're going to be a college graduate.
The boy can't spell his own name unless he copies it off his jersey.
Every night, I'd close my eyes and I'd picture it getting smaller and smaller.
Blanche, I hope you're not discouraged.
and I said, "I'll think it over. "
You get right back here and hit those books.
But best of all, I told off that nasty old professor.
- Dorothy... - These are desperate times, Rose.
I need to hit Wally's Bar for Ladies' Night.
Tina's third cousin once removed.
Elementary school was a nightmare. I was afraid to talk in class.
Invited everyone you knew
In a minute. Dorothy's been trying to get through to the box office for 20 minutes.
Do you think Bob Hope got all those degrees without studying?
When I first started teaching,
Ten tickets! What are we gonna do with ten whole tickets?
I got tickets, too. This is such a coincidence.
- Well, where is everybody? - Just you and me, Blanche.
but I do know that my self-respect is more important than passing your damn course.
OK, Sexual Discrimination, Sexual Education...
I cannot pass that course. I just can't do it.
After a while, I learned I could use my looks to my advantage,
What, you've kept me on hold all this time to tell me that it is sold out?
Please, I beg you. Look...
Now that I think about it, he was the town jerk.
You have our complete attention.
Oh, now you can get that promotion at the museum.