Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Honey, congratulations. You're going to be a college graduate.
No, I was also cleaning out my ears.
Blanche, I hope you're not discouraged.
Easy? It's impossible.
But best of all, I told off that nasty old professor.
Well, Nils would arrange the ice cream scoops in an obscene way.
but I do know that my self-respect is more important than passing your damn course.
You get right back here and hit those books.
Invited everyone you knew
Elementary school was a nightmare. I was afraid to talk in class.
The boy can't spell his own name unless he copies it off his jersey.
You have our complete attention.
When I first started teaching,
What, you've kept me on hold all this time to tell me that it is sold out?
In a minute. Dorothy's been trying to get through to the box office for 20 minutes.
Tina's third cousin once removed.
I cannot pass that course. I just can't do it.
After a while, I learned I could use my looks to my advantage,
Do you think Bob Hope got all those degrees without studying?
I got tickets, too. This is such a coincidence.
Well, it's gonna take a lot of hard work on your part.
Now that I think about it, he was the town jerk.
Please, I beg you. Look...
OK, Sexual Discrimination, Sexual Education...
and I said, "I'll think it over. "
- Dorothy... - These are desperate times, Rose.
I need to hit Wally's Bar for Ladies' Night.
Look, we'll talk about it later.
Ten tickets! What are we gonna do with ten whole tickets?
Oh, now you can get that promotion at the museum.
Every night, I'd close my eyes and I'd picture it getting smaller and smaller.
- Well, where is everybody? - Just you and me, Blanche.