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And it turned out to be the smartest thing I could have done,
You're a pal and a confidante
How do you think I ended up with your father?
Fine, as long as you already have a record, I can count you in.
The money I spent on tuition, she spent on a tummy tuck and a butt lift.
Professor Cooper, I suppose you are aware
I'd like to.
if I hadn't faked that heart attack.
I think we'd better try another question.
My mother wanted me to be a priest,
I was, however, the only person he harassed
Oh, darn! I was really counting on that concert.
Oh, girls, I have terrible news.
Nils Felander attempted to harass me repeatedly.
opened a bed and breakfast someplace in Wode Island.
you'll need an A on the final exam to even pass my class,
I'm not gonna tell him. You tell him. You're the coach.
- Tina Tortoni? - Tina Sinatra!
from the fish market.
Now what'll we do? Don't worry. I'll make some calls. I got connections.
- Why? - Well, I had a slight speech impediment.
but this morning, a little voice told me to turn the dial,
- Now, what do you say? - Oh, who cares what she has to say?
Blanche, you won't believe what happened to me today.
he would have filled them with helium.