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My brilliant daughter scalped the tickets to an undercover policeman.
First I was so stunned, I didn't know what to say.
and it's starting to get on my nerves.
You won't believe what happened to me today in the dean's office.
(knock on door
But you see, I have to have these credits to get my degree.
I just don't know what I'm going to do.
Your heart is true
What are you talking about?
'Course, much later, I found out that I was not the only person he had harassed.
Oh, Blanche, believe me, in the long run,
I'm going to show that Professor Cooper something.
I just remembered, I know somebody in show business who can help us.
If the tickets are that hard to get, maybe we just weren't meant to go.
I don't even know where the restroom is.
So is eating grapes at the supermarket, but you do that all the time.
Blanche, please.
So you, sir, can kiss my A.
I can't do that. I'd be too embarrassed.
Boy, I'll say. Today, when I went to the dean's office...
I'm going to see the dean about Professor Cooper.
I am exhausted!
- the evidence had... - ... melted.
- But, Dorothy... - Rose, please.
you'll be so much happier if you use your brains instead of your body.
It's not a question of whether or not I believe you.
- Professor Cooper? - Yes? What can I do for you?