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[Andrew] ♪ Monstrous pubes ♪
-Everybody be cool. This is a robbery! -[all gasp]
-So, congratulations. -Ew! Don't talk about my leg hair.
-Here, try this. -All right.
Nothing. Becuase I'm not attracted to Jay.
Live from New York, it's Saturday night!
Okay, good. So it's not my fault. But also, concerned.
That's because his tongue is bigger than his dick.
-Obviously. -Honey, everyone knows that.
-Um, hello? Where are you right now? -In a slide making out with my boyfriend.
I'm not sure you want to see this, darling.
-[slurps, giggles] -Wow. Okay.
See? It's like the anteater's skull pushed through its mouth.
Oh, it really is awful, isn't it?
David! I'm back! And I want your huge, cold penis.
♪ You'll always have shame! ♪
The Chodker!
Yes, Lola, of course, who doesn't?
[cackles] You got it!
♪ The legs of a lumberjack ♪
Yeah, I had to give up gymnastics, and I was really good. [chuckles, grunts]
You can do it, Missy!
I don't know if that's possible!