Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dean Tucker, what happened to me was really quite simple.
You're the only student who failed my midterm exam.
Blanche, I'm sorry. What can we do for you?
Oh, thank goodness you're... I have been worried sick!
- No! - Oh, yes. I just don't know what to do.
Well, I've known about it for some time,
You should have. That's who we were with.
I haven't got a secretary, I can't get my parking validated.
so I pulled over and I got my change ready...
I've decided the only one who can help me is me.
Oh, I don't know, it must have taken three months
But two weeks before the concert, he asked me for a divorce.
and I have no intention of repeating this course.
I'm sorry. I really am. I'd like to help you.
One day, her butt will turn to mush, but I'll always have my degree.
Very wise decision.
That's how you tell a story.
Yeah, I'm calling about the Sinatra concert.
Obviously, I am destined to never see Frank Sinatra face to face.
Professor Cooper, I've been thinking about what you said,
That's fine. I'm ready, willing, and able. I'll do whatever I have to.