Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Obviously, I am destined to never see Frank Sinatra face to face.
I'm sorry. I really am. I'd like to help you.
Very wise decision.
Blanche, I'm sorry. What can we do for you?
Oh, thank goodness you're... I have been worried sick!
and I have no intention of repeating this course.
Yeah, I'm calling about the Sinatra concert.
Oh, I don't know, it must have taken three months
That's fine. I'm ready, willing, and able. I'll do whatever I have to.
But two weeks before the concert, he asked me for a divorce.
I've decided the only one who can help me is me.
That's how you tell a story.
You should have. That's who we were with.
One day, her butt will turn to mush, but I'll always have my degree.
- No! - Oh, yes. I just don't know what to do.
Well, I've known about it for some time,
Professor Cooper, I've been thinking about what you said,
You're the only student who failed my midterm exam.
I haven't got a secretary, I can't get my parking validated.
so I pulled over and I got my change ready...
Dean Tucker, what happened to me was really quite simple.