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Now if you'll excuse me, ladies, I have some tall studying to do.
Hello, big shot. Did you get the tickets?
Then bim, bam, boom, she won the tickets.
Hold it, Blanche.
Well, I think I passed with flying colors.
I would just think about what kind of man you really are,
I usually listen to WXDC, all talk radio,
Yeah, that and that I only had three weeks to live.
And one morning, I woke up and it was gone.
Oh.
I failed my psychology exam. I'm just beside myself.
Forgive me, Rose, but I haven't had sex in 15 years
I was driving down Biscayne Boulevard...
explained to her how much I'd always wanted to see Sinatra.
To this day, every time I pass an ice cream parlor or a tackle shop, I blush.
He's always been good to me. Never a bad piece of cod.
All I ever do is study.
Traveled down the road and back again
Something about a little voice, a lucky number and a dime in a door handle.
and because I did, a lot of other women didn't have to go through the same thing.
- I don't know, something happened. - You fainted. That's what happened.
Oh, not one bit. My time will come.
I intend to be sitting in front of Old Blue Eyes himself,
They were looking for the 12th caller.
Oh, I see. Well, Blanche, considering that you flunked the midterm,
Honey, what happened?
I should know. I'm 43 years old, and until today, I never even heard of 7B.
No, Frank Tortoni, the dry cleaner,
Actually, number five, six, and seven-B.
Oh, I'll just be gone a few hours.
I once waited two whole weeks for a sty to go away.
- No. - Oh. Oh. Well, that complicates things.
- Yes, I know. - You do?
- I didn't think it was exactly safe. - I can't believe you were such a baby.
And carpenters and mechanics and delivery boys.