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it's gonna look like I'm doing the same thing as I did before.

- What's she want? - She wants to go back to work.

- ♪ And if I got to take the stand I'm a lie for 'em ♪ - ♪ Uhh, sugar ♪

You wanna look at ten years?

You got a 44-year-old, gainfully employed black woman falsely accused...

- ♪ Didn't I do it, baby ♪ - It's pretty.

- Design emphasis behind this weapon. - Check out this gun here.

Oh, come on, man. They're just trying to put a fright in your ass.

givin' me time for that machine gun shit.

- I don't wanna hear no fuckin' excuses, Louis. - I ain't givin' you fuckin' excuses, man.

Why does it have to be dark?

'cause it saves me the trouble of pointing it out to you.

♪ Pimps trying to catch A woman that's weak ♪

split the half million amongst themselves.

They knew about the money and they knew the exact amount.

you lost every goddamned cent I got in the world?

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in the manila envelope is $10,000, right?

Your ass used to be beautiful

You're avoiding the question, Max.

That's how they do, you know. They been doing this since...

If she want to talk to me, how come she wasn't home?

But I'm thinking it's something more like he wants the money for himself.

Nothing gets between me and my AK.

- I didn't know you were coming by. - Yeah.

- Hey, we gotta go! We're late! - ♪ But it was too late ♪

Louis, Louis, Louis! You gonna tell me who you saw?

- She's afraid. - Oh, right. That I gotta see.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, 'course you're scared.

So let's take a look here at the file on Jacqueline Brown.

Well, I ain't going back to jail and I ain't doing that probation thing again.

instead of Simone it's gonna be Melanie.

Okay. I'm gonna roll up over here and check out this shirt I was looking at.

I mean, he might try to... bring the money in himself,

thinking she's bringing the money to me.

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

Uh, that's the guy that I lived with.

I'm in the cosy confines of an Oldsmobile...

Oh, yeah? What did he do?

If that's what they're doin', they done did it.

No. It's just about Melanie.

Jesus, but if you two aren't the biggest pair of fuck-ups...

♪ Because there's no place I can go ♪

You might argue with them about price and shit,

Oh, it's like that, huh?

I can't... smoke or laugh now without coughing.

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Damn! I bet you come in here on a Saturday night,

- That's my fee. - This isn't a bail bond, Max.

Now, if I have to do more than a year,

When you’re absolutely, positively the darkest motherfucker in the room!!

- Why? - Got some more business for you.

Oh, oh, here we go!

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What we don't want is that bitch survivin' on us.

for the prelim.

They're scheming on how they can get that money over here.

All right, man. Cool. We're almost done here, right?

If You Want Lizzie McGuire's Feet and go you pony you're going to shut the mouth up and quit hating like the Tourettes guy and hit your head on a table.

It's been a long time coming,

You got any reason to be nervous around me?

Besides, why else would a A.T.F. man be after him?

Turn around. Put your hands on your head.

I mean, you wear that suit to a business meeting, and you'll be the badass in the room.

Now, Simone and I make the switch in Billingsley. She knows what I look like, right?

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Who the hell do you think got your ass out of jail?

Money exchange, trial run.

- What time do you have to be there? - 4:30. I'm meeting a woman.

Hey, if I wasn't so buddy-buddy with that motherfucker, this wouldn't work.

Something else worry you?

The Hurt Locker (2008)

- Mm-hmm. What's in it? - Beauty products.

♪ A grown-up fairy tale ♪

But she put them books in there to trick our ass.

That's my motherfucking job. And I don't mind telling you, nigger, it's steady work.

- Oh, so she ain't your girlfriend? - Is that what you thought?

There was a guy with Melanie?

♪ A woman's trying to catch a trick on the street ♪

Designer Clothes.

I'll be here. See you in a bit.

So we're gonna sic the junkyard dog on their ass and make 'em stop fuckin' with you.

Look, man, I know I owe you, you got to bring all this up.

Well, I don't understand why you keep her the fuck around.

When I open the trunk, you pop up and rack this motherfucker.

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He my own personal Johnny Cochran.

flying for the shittiest little shuttle-fuckin 'piece of shit Mexican airline that there is,

If you had to do it, then you had to do it, brother

You rationalize.

Damn. That shit wasn't called for. Baby, I'm sorry.

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♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

and I'm managing to do it all under the nose of the cops.

Well, that's why I didn't check it. Because the bag felt right.

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Whatever you're into, you seem to be getting away with it, so, uh, more power to you.

Use that cup there, if you like.

And that's a promise. Do you understand what I'm sayin'?

Miss Gillmore. Miss Gilmore, this is Max Cherry.

- Yeah. - I've been looking for you.

- Well, you gonna tell me who it is? - It's Beaumont.

♪ The sun doesn't shine ♪

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and you best believe...

- Yeah, I'm sure. - You positive? You don't seem sure to me.

And then just take it from them.

- It'll be more than that. - Don't be so literal. Ray believed it.

but he ain't gonna wanna stand in no customs lines.

- Yeah. - Well, I'm gonna sell the other two tonight.

Ain't Nothing Wrong With That

Then they gonna want to keep a big chunk of it, start talkin' that court-cost shit.

includin' tellin' the federal government any and every motherfucking thing...

When did you decide?

- Then how do you know he sells guns? - He told me.

and hit the pound.

well, you cant trust whitewater, but you can always trust whitewater to be whitewater

It started falling out, so I did something about it.

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Hell, yeah, they know each other. He bonded her ass out of County.

I've never held anything that felt so strong.

It's Jackie Brown.

Dont nobody mess with my Yoyo

Jackie ain't no criminal. She ain't used to this kind of treatment.

What the fuck you doin' that for?

♪ Pimps tryin' to catch A woman that's weak ♪

This is Reggie's... That's right, his bail bondsman.

- I don't know. I didn't look like a bum. - Come on now, man.

You're officially out of trouble now.

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Yo, Junebug. What's up?

- Doesn't it bother you? - It's not really something I think about.

Hitting Your Head On The Step Brothers

So, what's your name?

Uh-huh. And why are you home, huh?

then maybe she didn't get a chance to take the money...

♪ I gave my heart and soul ♪

- Dumb monkey-ass had a pistol on him. - Ten thousand sounds high.

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desperately clinging on to this one shitty, little job I was fortunate enough to get,

- I'm carryin' the bag. - All right, you got it. Take a chill pill, for chrissake.

So, either he recruits another Cabo stewardess or he continues to trust me.

Good lookin' out, man. I don't know what to say, man. Thank you, thank you.

And all that money, where it came from.

"Hello, This Is Max Cherry, Cherry Bail Bonds. Who's This, Please?"

Mm, oh, yeah. I got 'em thinking that Ordell's real nervous,