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You told me to do it.
You just don't understand winning.
Adam has a fear of clowns.
She never asked my opinion, because I don't have one.
That silent negotiation, that's bad voodoo.
And I was happy because I didn't have to chime in,
Okay, champ, you ready to lose this thing?
Hey. What's up?
Get out! Get out!
It'll wash off his makeup, then he'll be powerless.
What?
I'm onto you now, though.
No! No! Say no! Say no!
It unravels marriages.
I'm trying to make a point,
Apparently, they don't have a problem
that I think would actually look nice in the bathroom.
All right, all right. Don't panic, don't panic.
In fact,
Wait, come to think of it, he didn't say anything.
Oh, it's not over yet.
But, look, I'm already being punished.