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I probably have nicer feet, though.
It's fine.
- Bye. - Okay, bye. Can you please pull over?
(LAUGHS UNCERTAINLY)
but they're fine now.
Thank you.
Uh, well, I waited for him to finish smoking his meth and then we had sex,
- I feel quite silly. - Yep.
Kids these days! Am I right?
Why isn't he answering his phone?
We have to talk.
There isn't anywhere safer than in a plane.
- ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ Oh, the good Lord knows it ♪
For me, the question here is, what's wrong with you?
- (TAPPING ON DOOR, DOG BARKS) - Oh, my God.
That's ridiculous.
I don't know where he is. I don't know where anyone is.
Well, that's cool, isn't it?
- ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ Okay ♪
I know it's not perfect, but I think it's fine.
Let's have a shower.
Don't you think it's a little bit arrogant to be scared of dying?
♪ Ooh ♪
I mean, I don't think I can convince him that I wanted to climb a tree.
Hey, do you want to hear something interesting?
It's new but I like it.
But he look like Willy Wonka, right?
- (SQUEALS) - You said I should!
Should I just pee on him? I mean, I've already come this far.
but I just need, like, a very quick way of letting you know
Is... is that a good anecdote for you?
Are you... are you maybe gonna have sex with me?
I mean, it's such a controlled environment.
And rich and dead.
How do I convince him I wanted a tattoo of a scorpion?
You're talking to
(GRINDR ALERT)
Because if I have to wait till tomorrow
I think we should go and get tested for HIV together instead.
Okay. I won't talk to her, then.
- Looks good, better. - (LAUGHS)
and a very good BMI, like,
and it's just very, like...
Face.
But you just can't make yourself love him.
My first fight went better than expected.
after they smoked meth, but no, there I was doing it.
How many have you had penetrative anal sex with?