Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He says he won't come if I don't pee on him.
Is it really so hard for you to believe that I'm on a date?
- (GASPS) He is Willy Wonka! (LAUGHS) - Yeah.
I don't want to do this via voice-mail.
Can anybody hear me?
That is so creepy. That is actually so creepy.
Okay.
You can go too, Josh.
Yeah.
That's quite young. Who do you think you are?
Is he fun?
Is it cool, is it?
and it tricked me into thinking that it's okay to smoke meth.
(LAUGHS)
when he was a teenager.
The condom broke.
I'm sorry you feel anxious. I shouldn't have brought it up.
So many people just love being peed on.
Not me. Don't punch me.
He's trying to mark you.
No, you're just trying to get rid of me.
I'm feeling like I learnt a lot about myself and the world.
Oh, no! Why did I do that, Tom?
Don't try and Oompa-Loompa your way out of this one, Wonka.
Obviously you don't think of me as a friend. You're just using me.
Could you get me a glass of water?
- This is Josh's heart! - Mm-hm!
Right?
So I went to turn it off,
When are you back so we can do sex things?
Yep. He's a podiatrist and he had a terrarium
Not me, obviously.
What's all this, then?
There's no money in healthy toenails.
It just seems so harsh saying this like this.
Three!
- Um... - Roughly?
- What? - Well, I'm stuck, aren't I?
What's the Arnold status?
Ford - Lyly (2014)
I don't know why she's being so mean to me.