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The good news is, neither of us have HIV.
Is that meth?
Yes.
She could basically be a Buddhist monk
It's fine.
Where to?
A girlfriend?
Well, it's a shit shtick.
Fuck!
and they are laughing at you for agreeing to pee on a school kid.
(HEADBOARD BANGS)
I mean, you can't hail a taxi, can you?
- does lots of nice compliments... - Oh, yeah?
- What happens if you get to five? - Two!
Hi, I'm Josh. I'm not here. I'm sorry. Leave a message. Goodbye.
I don't know. It's just what people say to do, isn't it?
I'm such a baby about it. It's so embarrassing.
All right. Well, then... What's the plan now?
Mm.
I like to smoke a bit before sex.
you know?
Do you want some?
Million dollar baby was thin and fit.
(SIGHS)
All of a sudden I'm housemates with Vladimir Putin.
(LAUGHS)
Hannah, go to your room.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I think it will be. Do you?
but you're doing, like... you're trying to embarrass me.
- (GRINDR NOTIFICATION) - That's him.
- Many times. - (GRINDR NOTIFICATION ALERT)
Guys!
- Oh, Josh! - Josh!
We've been chatting, I invited him out again,
I know.
Yeah.
Don't you think?
What?
I guess that I go home and I confront Hannah.
Even if I don't iron, they just stop for me.
I'm telling you a story about my dead grandma.
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