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There's dead civvies back there
-♪ I go crazy♪ -♪ Whatcha gonna do about it?♪
Good morning, sleepyhead.
-No worries. -Don't be so hard on yourself.
Thank you, Frances.
Shut it, you.
[door opens]
[door slams]
Ugh.
Fuck off!
Do you have this with more of a glossy finish?
Thank you.
-[Katie] No. -Can't be helped.
I don't remember that.
No. You leave when I say you can leave.
I went to speak to him on your behalf.
Die, you evil bastard!
♪
-Fourth. -Okay, fourth.
No! Stop!
-What? -[Referee] Three...
Oh, that. Piece of cake.
Prime Minister.
[Katie] It must be worse than what I've seen,
-What is that, exactly? -You tell me.
Well, wouldn't somewhere neutral be better?
Oh, my God.
Of course you'd go to that. I'm-I'm crazy? I'm-I'm paranoid?
♪ Love, it is a fate resigned♪
♪ I'm so happy when you're around me♪
[Referee] Break it up, ladies!
-Just, please don't hurt me. -Who the hell is he?
-[door closes] -[entry bell jingles]
-I'll do me best. -No.
How's that gonna work?
Eh, don't worry about that.
Thousands of little flippers in the sand.
It wasn't at the wrestling, was it?
Good enough.
What are you talking about?
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the main event.
That means we don't have enough money, Alfie.
♪ Love is a losing game♪
Nobody can hurt Gully. He's made of bones.
Yeah, all right, all right. Leave it out.
than they are reasonable, don't you find?
You've been a little, uh, flighty recently.
What if the fight ends early?
We've been showing great restraint.
Smuggling petrol, if you must know.
It's a "solid smash," as we call it.
Uh, would that include truncheons?
Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
[Peggy] We had a little sister.
I'd rather stay.
♪ I want you to know that I love you, baby♪
Oh, fuck.
-Clear. -Go. Go.
Iron deficiency, I suspect.
Fuck's sake. That much?
The exit routes will be jammed with people.
Thank you and good night.
I don't love myself quite as much as you love yourself,
C-I-fucking-A to the bone.