Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[groans] this whole time I thought I mattered,

No. Once you militarized the crossing guards,

The small-town crossing guard.

[overlapping agreements]

Stupid crossing guards,

Hey, like everyone who comes into a ton of cash,

But just so you know, I run these streets.

Well, fewer of you would have to drive

Backup pumps on standby.

Noble crossing guards.

For saving my ralphy's life.

And if you don't like it,

What's the worst that could happen?

I couldn't see a thing.

Is the highest calling there is.

Crossing guard stu

These new guys got no respect.

And keep your feet where I can see them.

It seems like your light saber doesn't want to go "shwoom."

That's it, I'm giving springfield's crossing guards

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[alarm continues blaring]

Look at my handsome man in uniform.

I've earned the right to feel godlike.

Joseph, your turn on the sex chess board.

To save one pumpkin-headed little boy.

The dank sticky jungles of bong-ulon five.

[marge and lisa] ooh.

No. The six-way intersection.