Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[mice squeaking]

Who text when they drive.

Keeping kids safe is its own reward.

My anti-quimby ad got a million likes

Known as... [gasps]

Well, I'm proud of you, dad.

But because I'm a man of principle

-Where's the fire, buddy? -[exclaims]

Oh, no. I'm late for my aa meeting.

Unlike all of you,

And I was right.

Are you guys saying

You can jaywalk your ass back to portland.

"chicken soup for the news."

Time to help the baby brigade cross the road.

More money for training, for equipment, for overtime,

Aw, geez, we wanted one of those.

Look, I can let you off with a warning this time,

And our brownie pans,

Then everything starts to look like a nail.

Guys like me are the last line of defense

If you ever need a parking ticket thrown out

That whole pan of acid brownies.

Ah, the internet,

Think they're so tough with their cool orange vests.

♪ it's a song about love ♪

-[all] aye. -Nay.