Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, he's got the lingo down. This guy's a natural.

[moleman over radio] copy. Gun safety

And if the only tool you have is a hammer,

Look at you and your huge budget.

Between your school kids and guys like me

You are an all-powerful crossing god.

Look at all these supportive comments.

Is a warm beanbag bazooka?

I'm just gonna stay in bed tomorrow

My whole life just flashed through my pants.

At a chess-themed sex orgy, and now this.

Um, have you all been huffing evidence powder?

I'm gonna hold onto them,

So, since otto has disappeared with our bus

Crossing guard captain homer simpson,

[both grunting]

I worry that this massive increase in money and power

We just figured we'd lighten your load, buddy,

Homer simpson can bully this town,

No, it's us, overzealous neighborhood watch guys

But mark my words,

I thought cops only showed up after something bad happens.