Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We wrap up tonight's nightly reading of horrors

Volunteering to serve the community

Since you already do so much.

[gasps] dear god...

At the supermarket?

I-I-I don't know what that means.

Mr. Mayor, the blame falls squarely on the shoulders

When local hero homer simpson risked his life

The only force holding society together

Uh, captain simpson,

And meter butlers.

[marge] uh, sweetie?

The hydrogen peroxide, yeast, and dish soap within.

Homer, I've been trying to reach you.

Of course, chief. Just doing my job.

Until last week,

[homer] welcome to mayor quimby's springfield,

You'd better look both way-- [grunts]

Morning drop-off will be very challenging.

All right, wise guy, I'm gonna have to ask you

And in the sheets-- the bedsheets.

Maybe I should've asked them for more, just in case.

Aiden? Charlotte?

For local crossing guards?

Royally screwed the pooch on this one.

With a new optimistic segment I like to call

Let's just go by ourselves.

[overlapping agreements]

By hassling grandmas and wrecking quinceañeras?

To walk loser kids across some loser street.