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[stammering] one point...
-[groans] -oh, no.
-[laughter] -[grunts]
At 3:00 a.M. If they want to.
-[glass shatters] -move, move, move!
♪ it's a bell of freedom ♪
What do you guys think happened to otto?
-Not to burp in my face. -[crying]
He didn't seek your permission to cross the seven stripes.
-Jail. -Jail.
[clears throat] um, fellas?
[scoffs] how?
If we don't get this right,
Avocado socialists? The boy? [gasps] I've got it.
Now, uh, I'm not telling you how to do your job...
You, glasses, pray for all our souls.
Carlson, decrease the steam valves by 60p.
-Thinks he's undermining you. -[groans]
Ooh, these beanbag bazookas
H-here's that pitcher you asked for, squeaky voice.
I don't know, homer.
You all think you keep america safe?
Thank you for your service, hero.
One confiscated shampoo bottle at a time.
I nominate you as crossing guard captain.
Hey, give me that!
This was the most expensive, destructive,
By captain homer j. Simpson. Boys?
For their civil rights.
Oh, sure you have, homer. Just... By not doing anything.
[airhorn blows]
Must hammer nails.
[parent] I'll kill you!