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We are sick of you crossing guards
There's nothing subtle about it.
[overlapping shouting]
-[overlapping shouting] -[horns honking]
I opened it, and it's full of cleaning supplies
♪ all over this land. ♪
And nine-figure lawsuits.
Yeah, but did you read my urgent memo?
And suck my nightstand ketchup packets.
[groans] anyhoo,
-See, I was born without... -[alert beeping]
Sir, calm down.
To complete our team of
[groans] I guess I'm useless everywhere.
That's mr. Teen to you, rookie.
Clancy, shut him down.
[overlapping complaints]
I don't even let lenny and carl in here no more.
Hmm? What'd he say?
Please don't let him embarrass us.
Turned all-out scholastic fracas.
Hmm?
Way to go, homer!
Lighten up, lis.
Can shatter a minivan windshield.
Stupid kids. Without me,
♪ if I had a hammer ♪
[sighs] I don't even have kids, but this guy scares me.
-[laughs] -d'oh!
Before you cross the crossing guards,
Volunteering for money. We're getting paid now.
Of a curbside celebrity.
Unless you have a problem with that?
You just saved this balding little scamp's life.
I like that we kept our sunglasses on last night.
Leonard, the control rods.
[gunshots]