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In my defense, I-I thought it'd be cool,
-[tires screeching] -[laughing]
Then come on, let's get nuts.
Don't make me blow my whistle at you.
In right-to-carry states.
♪ I got a hammer, and I've got a bell ♪
More money?
Homer simpson. Wonderful.
I wasn't trying to break the gumball machine.
Now, switch generators on my count.
[screeching]
[glass shatters]
Is america's meter maids.
And these old sashes don't exactly "lift and support."
Just, uh, one engaged parent is all we need.
1.5 percent.
And you're the go-getter who implemented
I've never kept anyone safe?
[engine revving]
God bless that saintly doughball.
♪ it's a hammer of justice ♪
Actually, you have to wake up at 6:00
Quimby and his fat-cop cronies
[laughs] next stop,
I saved someone's life.
Yeah, no, no problem at all, um, uh, "cross-ifer."
D'oh!
If you sat down and arranged a carpool schedule.
Your reign of muscly heroism
[lifeguard] um, we save lives every day, bruh.
[crowd gasping]
[moaning]
I don't know. I guess we could use some new equipment.
["won't get fooled again" by the who playing]
[gasps]
That concludes your training.
No pedestrians allowed.
Not for self-serving political reasons,
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