Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, and next,
- [somber music] - No!
Hey, I was just wondering, maybe you'd be more comfortable
God, it feels good to be back on the deck,
♪ ♪
- Oh, I do! - [all cheering]
but can you get back to the announcer's booth?
Like, everybody dresses up like clowns
In lane eight, Pat Heffernan.
- for a hat split three ways. - Yep.
of Mountain Dew Kickstart with hair.
[exhales] Then, next sound of the shotgun...
Gentlemen, we've built a brand.
Yo, I'm Snapchatting this if that's cool.
Okay, Goons, turkey bacon shake?
You know what?
- Yeah. - One, two, three.
That's it. You guys... You think you're so cool.
- Yeah, totally. - Forever.
away from all the BS... those clowns...
No, no! That's my thing, guys!
- Son of a bitch, -That means...
[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]
You're a good guy and I like you
-Hang on. - Pst.
before I lose my cool.
- I'll be your god. - Ahah! Please don't.
That kid right there, he tried to kill himself for me.
You're a [bleep] joke.
- Well, it's a webseries. - The webseries.
I'm a human being! I'm not a goddamn action figure!
- You're tall? - Hair, height, humor.
♪ ♪
- That's a free can. - What?
- He gave it to me. - Is this free?
and all we have is this mini nug.
You have to stop. Listen to me.
♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪
Stab you in the back with a friendship knife!
as a real man now. Well, guess what, bud?
but you gotta put that thing on.
Probably we all do.
[laughs] What?
You know, guys, I think it's...
Hey, bud. I understand that you're branding yourself
[clippers whirring]
[laughing]