Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, we totally have to.
What a little hose bag.
Gimme all your money, bitch.
until I get a job.
It's got an Incipient Lam crack.
This track alone by Memphis Minnie...
What if he recognizes us?
But my woman she be gone
even though there was stuff like this?
Sometimes I think I'm going crazy...
Call the cops!
I think it's totally weird.
and my name is Dana.
That way, we only use up one.
- What's going on? - Call the cops, man.
I mean, she probably didn't even notice him.
- What? - Five hundred.
"Corporate Slut." Sophisticated.
I only pay premium on mint records.
.
What, are you going to have sex with her on your first date?
How much is this?
Fuck you.
This little break-up might be...
Come on, Seymour. Don't be silly.
Don't you ever talk about fluffy kittens or the Easter Bunny?
Oh, yeah, and be sure to wear that sexy green cardigan
and thus, it becomes art.
In coming to terms with my own personal setback...
She's over here right now. I think it's going pretty well.
Do you have a decent equalizer?
Oh, face it. You just hate every single guy...
since my life turned to shit.
OK! Bye.
because Becky would totally freak out.
Phillip?
It's a found object.
It's a surprise.
God, I didn't think that just because you get an "F"...
and I start moving in next week.
I thought "everything must go."
for lumbar support.
Don't go away.
That's fine. Just breathe. Don't worry about it.
Oh, here's one.
Maybe we could discuss it in the car.
I don't...
There's some choice LPs in here...
Congratulations!
you're going to wish you had ten beers.
It's fine.
- Great job. - Thank you.
Yeah, he should totally just kill himself.
God, that asshole's voice is so hateful
I love this song.
I've stayed in horrible relationships for years...
So all we have to do is buy semi-expensive outfits...
Back in 1922...
Actually, there is this one guy I have a crush on right now...
Look who's talking, Little Miss Badass.
Nothing.
He's just totally lazy.
Why do we have to go in here? I hate this place.
just not telling anyone and going off to some random place.
No way. When?
No, really.
Oh. I thought maybe this was supposed to be your father.
Sure, yeah.
What was all that about?
You're like... my hero.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
This could be a really great thing for you.
Eww. Gross.
coming at you this beautiful evening.
from your graduating class for a full one-year scholarship...
That's nice, but no.
Hi. What's your name?
used to be called Coon Chicken.
Working overtime. Sixteen hours.
You don't know what you're talking about.
Other than that, I just prefer to have them on CD.
I just hope it's not too late.
OK. Thanks. Bye.
He's just this guy that Becky and I like to torture.
That's where an artist takes an ordinary object...
This is my friend Seymour.
But those are our people.
about the various flavors of frozen yogurt?
So I decided to do my project based on this discovery...
And what was your reason for choosing him as your subject?
It's totally irrelevant, because a girl like that...
Have fun living with your dad for the rest of your life.
for all of us if at the end of the summer...
a gay tennis player from the Forties?
Oh, my God. Look at this.
Don't thank me.
Then how come I haven't had a girlfriend in four years?
At least you're not like every other stupid guy in the world.
except as an amusingly cranky eccentric curiosity.
Look at this.
That's not true.
Indian records?
How totally amazing.
Josh!
Well, I will do no such thing.
Did you want mashed potatoes?
Good luck.
No. It's the classic Italian film.
You know, I bet there are tons of women...
You have five minutes left on your shift.
You don't have to. I'll pay for everything now...
Did you have a chance to think about what you want for dinner while you were in there
I should be going in a few minutes, and...