Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can we go in here for a second? Just for a second.
I was only kidding.
- I don't think she's even here. - You're kidding.
Right. Exactly.
It's Enid. Leave a message.
God, that asshole's voice is so hateful.
I think that Phillip and Enid can help us to see that...
Did you even look through the rest of the book?
Let me tell you something, Joe, OK?
I mostly just keep playing that over and over.
Hey! Hey, you!
I said, Lordy, baby
I guess it's mine now.
He does that every single day.
You should check out the personals.
These assholes are saying I have to go to summer school...
Can you tell us why?
Hey, check out the awesome Fifties hairdo on our waiter.
It was glorious.
You're a beautiful young girl.
and I'm hoping to start auditions soon.
I mean it. You leave everything to me...
Colorful.
No more education
So there's this stupid art show I'm going to tonight...
Normally, you have to have a lot of references....
Well, it's kind of a diary, I guess.
Jesus! I'll talk to you later, OK? Bye.
What do you expect? I mean, considering how we met you...
Look, that's the policy, OK?
I guess I should have figured...
- Congratulations. - Thank you. Have a seat.
- Which one? - The blond guy over there.
Oh. Well, this looks like the work of Phillip.
El Cerrito Garage Sale #2
would more accurately be classified in the ragtime idiom.
You know that tape sucked, by the way?
Yes, here it is.
On that pathetic fake blind date?
from sexual frustration.
Are we in slow motion here? What, are you hypnotized?!
I saw the ad when you first placed it...
and I took the liberty of submitting your name.
Really? Where?
- Get a job. - God, fuck you.
I'm outta here.
Not exactly. She just...
I was more interested in the whole Cook's phenomenon...
Well, I found this when I was doing some research...
This guy has every reason to freak out.
Dana just got out of a really bad relationship...
Isn't it great?
Hi, it's me.
and how it's whitewashed over in our culture.
- Can anybody drive? - He's insane.
- Well, I'm sorry, Enid... - Can you help me out here?
It's, like, the Taj Mahal of fake Fifties diners.
You Jews are so clever with money.
El Cerrito Garage Sale #3
I'm afraid if I see him, I'll feel really bad again.
Were you a fry cook or something?
Thanks.
Yeah, nice outfit.
the best key to your particular lock.
I'm sorry.
You're all right.
That's what I'm going to do.
Should we leave a note?
"Dear Josh, we came by to fuck you..."
Joey McCobb, the weirdest man in show business.
Do you have any old Indian records?
Aren't these the greatest?
You don't even have a job.
to participate in a show of high school art...
You know, that guy's band is playing tonight.
I'm gonna tell him you said that.
The title of the show will be...
That guy spends more time in here than I do.
- Are you waiting for a bus? - Yes.
Oh, God, this is totally unbearable.
- Please, Josh? - No.
but I was in this relationship at the time...
Look, there's my dad with Maxine.
You've totally ignored me ever since high school ended.
God, how long have you been standing there?
Do you serve beer or any alcohol?
and it illustrates perfectly what I was saying...
We don't think so.
- Oops, I dropped it! - Jeez!
Interesting.
Oh, my God. Didn't they tell you?
Sounds good.
I'm just like all the rest of these pathetic collector losers.
God, that is obviously him.
Who?