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Are you sure there was no dairy in those cookies?
- What are you, a high school basketball coach?
Tiny Juan.
It's gonna be tight.
Grass is nice.
so I was wondering if you'd come pick it up with me.
where we can watch the sunset over the stupid-ass ocean.
[dog barking in distance]
- You already said that!
- Eric.
♪ Sweeter than wine ♪
What the fuck?
♪
saved Tiny Juan.
♪
- They were fucking dairy free.
ROCIO: No.
Come on. Come on.
- These are dairy free,
Giving him strength,
[knock on door]
- One thing I love about you, Julio,
JULIO: My stomach fuckin' hurts.
- Hey! - Hey, hey, listen, listen.
We're gonna get lost and then P-22 is gonna devour us.
okay what the fuck is this fool even about
Maybe because you cheated on me with my boss at Domino's.
JULIO: Holy fuckin' shit.
I thought we could have a nice day together,
- No. His legs couldn't support the weight of his nalgas anymore.
Which is why you should be careful when you bully kids, Eric.
Cuando te vas a los extremos
Sugar, flour, lactose-free chocolate chips,
♪ This magic moment ♪
[guffaws]
- [echoing] I'm not leaving you.