Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But, you know, Hugs Not Thugs is teaching me

- Whoa. Do you think we'll ever get shot?

- Follow me then, slut. JULIO: Alright.

and then had a vicious dog try to eat it.

- Does he throw wet paper towels at you while you're taking a dump?

Ooh, I like a horrible franchise.

specifically baked by moi, for your weak-ass body.

- I can't. I'm taking care of Michael and Aiden.

You cheated on me freshman year, then I cheated back that summer.

I'm being kidnapped.

unlike you and me, big dawg.

But, you know, this generation, they get real sentido

It's getting fuckin' dark and we gotta move.

- Maybe. Life is crazy.

That was in the past, homey, alright? I'm sorry!

- It's fuckin' happening. Just fuckin' leave me!

Oh, wait. Yes, dude. He's proposing.

I keep getting these sharp-ass cramps.

we could eat those asses.

- Just seems like it would be the other way.

We were teenagers.

so little, that people used to call him

ESPERANZA: Oh, no.

- Republic gotta curb stomp Branson like in American History X!

- [high-pitched voice] Hope my funeral's fun, bitch.

It's called Harry Potter.

really, really bad.