Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

is pure, uncut, fresh off the boat, New Balance-wearing--

relaxing, emissions-free drive up the coast to San Fran.

No, not "gays." "Gaze." Like male gaze.

Hold on, wait. She said she begged me?

Yassssssssssssss Yassssssssssss

Come on, dude. We both know this isn't for you.

I'm just some broke black dude in a shitty car,

-I love you, babe. -I love you too.

There's even a chance I could get a "Created by."

What part of this job are you not getting? 'Cause I feel like it's constant,

I don't want to be super duper fly every day.

I'm doing this, Dad.

I'm sorry, uh, do you mind putting your answer in your question?

Just you and me. What do you say?

I don't know exactly what it's about,

amongst ourselves,

I'm a grown man.

Um, you know, the valet's a cash valet.

You guys also know a lot about purple hair.

Those kids don't care about me. They only cared about the doughnuts.

It's hard to know what to do in these situations.

You know how hard it is to keep all this up?

-The whole Kenya thing. -Dude, get the fuck off my counter, man,

Oh, I love Cardi B. Oh, my God, that song with Maroon 5.

-What the fuck is going on right now? -What do you mean?

[exhaling] I fucking hate white people. I do.

I have no interest in your opinion about my daughter or her hair.

Because every week I come and I feel the same way.

But you didn't sign anything.

I mean, like, really got to me.

but we can get a huge suite at the Ritz Carlton, right?

-Who? -Um, aboriginal, I believe.

It's who I am. [giggles]

-[door slams] -Did you get that?

-Are you being serious? Or... -I just want to know the answer.

You kinda do though, right?

Sorry, I just-- I remember you in law school, like,

My face is blurred because this thing is stupid,

Well, um, technically,

[Drea] If this looks like another douchebag shot

Does she-- Does she know that I'm signing this?

Dude, at that brunch, did you feel like people were looking at us the whole time?

[Kenya] White Gaze.

Yeah. It's-- It's, uh, you know, it's your classic rope.