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-I love you, babe. -I love you too.
It's who I am. [giggles]
Stink!
It's hard to know what to do in these situations.
[engine revs]
Yeah. It's-- It's, uh, you know, it's your classic rope.
-Are you being serious? Or... -I just want to know the answer.
Wow.
but we can get a huge suite at the Ritz Carlton, right?
No, not "gays." "Gaze." Like male gaze.
You guys also know a lot about purple hair.
Sorry, I just-- I remember you in law school, like,
is pure, uncut, fresh off the boat, New Balance-wearing--
Come on, dude. We both know this isn't for you.
What part of this job are you not getting? 'Cause I feel like it's constant,
Well, um, technically,
[Kenya sighs]
amongst ourselves,
Yassssssssssssss Yassssssssssss
Dude, at that brunch, did you feel like people were looking at us the whole time?
Thermos boys!
You kinda do though, right?
-What the fuck is going on right now? -What do you mean?
I have no interest in your opinion about my daughter or her hair.
-Who? -Um, aboriginal, I believe.
I'm doing this, Dad.
Hold on, wait. She said she begged me?
Does she-- Does she know that I'm signing this?
relaxing, emissions-free drive up the coast to San Fran.
[exhaling] I fucking hate white people. I do.
I'm gonna go.
-[door slams] -Did you get that?
But you didn't sign anything.
Those kids don't care about me. They only cared about the doughnuts.
-The whole Kenya thing. -Dude, get the fuck off my counter, man,
You know how hard it is to keep all this up?
My face is blurred because this thing is stupid,
I'm sorry, uh, do you mind putting your answer in your question?
Just you and me. What do you say?
[Kenya] White Gaze.
I'm just some broke black dude in a shitty car,
[Drea] If this looks like another douchebag shot
I mean, like, really got to me.
Oh, I love Cardi B. Oh, my God, that song with Maroon 5.
I don't know exactly what it's about,
I'm a grown man.
Um, you know, the valet's a cash valet.
Because every week I come and I feel the same way.
I don't want to be super duper fly every day.
There's even a chance I could get a "Created by."
[Joya] Mm-hmm.