Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Actually, everything he's ever done has been black stuff
Wow.
-Also probably the same way, but worse. -[Kenya] Right.
Is it hard to get into?
you tried to figure out a way to make it.
The man just has what he calls "athleisure wear"
Put your hand down, dude!
-Make sure you take care of him? -[John] No, I am all good.
if you sign this, I don't have to blur her face.
Pop some Cristal, you know, on some hip-hop shit.
[Kenya] Mm.
I fucking hate white people, man.
Plus, we're just adding anal to the repertoire, so...
-I eat there. -Oh, so-- Sorry.
[Kenya] What is this?
Yes, Mom, set the scene.
Oh, I fuck with G State.
Do you want books? Do you want tuition?
I mean, if I had maybe talked to a lawyer here or there--
You don't have to be twirling a mustache to know it's a bad guy. [chuckles] 
[Kenya] What? I thought you brought doughnuts for the whole class?
Now that I think about it, he's pretty much just a racial profiteer.
{\an8}Because I'm black?
Yo, Steve Levitan! What up, bro?
{\an8}You too, Joya.
-What? -Really quickly.
I just, I've been trying to make a really conscientious effort
In fact, I don't know what you're doing this weekend,
Put it on my back, go out and get shot by the police?
Anyway, you know, the whole thing you got going on,
Still in very good standing with the California Bar Association,
[Kenya] Yo, what's up, birthday boy? How was school?
You feel weird now, right?
because, you know, she had all these kids--
for 400 years, had oppressed us.
but I happen to love the way you look in a car with your fancy sweatsuits.
I'm serious, dude. You saw your old boy drove off in that dirty-ass Prius.
I'd have been cool with a Pop-Tart and some OJ, but hey, that's just me.
[chatter continues on TV]
{\an8}but then people would say I'm just driving it because...
That we shouldn't do this ever again!
-Are you-- -That's his fault?
-Uh, excuse me. I still am a lawyer. -We're in the middle of an interview.
[both laughing]
-No fries. Anything. Nothing off-menu. -I haven't eaten in a week, please!
Yeah.
-Ah! -Like we were animals in the fucking zoo.
[cell phone ringing]
[Joya sighing]
-You're such a dick! -You--
Yo, my man, like, can we cut this?
Or Matthew McConaughey in a goddamn Lincoln.
I-- I was.
Nope.
[Joya] Right...
The teacher wrote it up on the board right next to the homework.
Why'd you bring up my chain?
-Givenchy. -See? You're next.