Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm serious, dude. You saw your old boy drove off in that dirty-ass Prius.
Yes, Mom, set the scene.
The man just has what he calls "athleisure wear"
-Givenchy. -See? You're next.
I fucking hate white people, man.
Anyway, you know, the whole thing you got going on,
{\an8}Because I'm black?
Put it on my back, go out and get shot by the police?
The teacher wrote it up on the board right next to the homework.
Still in very good standing with the California Bar Association,
You don't have to be twirling a mustache to know it's a bad guy. [chuckles] 
Yo, Steve Levitan! What up, bro?
-Ah! -Like we were animals in the fucking zoo.
Plus, we're just adding anal to the repertoire, so...
-No fries. Anything. Nothing off-menu. -I haven't eaten in a week, please!
[Kenya] What is this?
Is it hard to get into?
[cell phone ringing]
-I eat there. -Oh, so-- Sorry.
-You're such a dick! -You--
You feel weird now, right?
Put your hand down, dude!
for 400 years, had oppressed us.
Now that I think about it, he's pretty much just a racial profiteer.
[Kenya] What? I thought you brought doughnuts for the whole class?
That we shouldn't do this ever again!
[both laughing]
Nope.
but I happen to love the way you look in a car with your fancy sweatsuits.
Yo, my man, like, can we cut this?
-Uh, excuse me. I still am a lawyer. -We're in the middle of an interview.
In fact, I don't know what you're doing this weekend,
[Kenya] Yo, what's up, birthday boy? How was school?
Wow.
if you sign this, I don't have to blur her face.
[Joya] Right...
I just, I've been trying to make a really conscientious effort
Pop some Cristal, you know, on some hip-hop shit.
[Kenya] Mm.
-Also probably the same way, but worse. -[Kenya] Right.
{\an8}but then people would say I'm just driving it because...
I-- I was.
Actually, everything he's ever done has been black stuff
-What? -Really quickly.
Yeah.
[chatter continues on TV]
-Make sure you take care of him? -[John] No, I am all good.
Do you want books? Do you want tuition?
-Are you-- -That's his fault?
you tried to figure out a way to make it.
Or Matthew McConaughey in a goddamn Lincoln.
I mean, if I had maybe talked to a lawyer here or there--
{\an8}You too, Joya.
I'd have been cool with a Pop-Tart and some OJ, but hey, that's just me.
Why'd you bring up my chain?
[Joya sighing]
because, you know, she had all these kids--
Oh, I fuck with G State.