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["Maybe It's Time" by Bradley Cooper playing]
Chloe's got the flat tummy tea, the waist trainers,
Hey, how are you, sir?
What else am I going to do? I'm gonna go to Amazon?
♪ Maybe it's time To let the old ways die... ♪
it's a good door to keep open.
Yasssssssssssss Yasssssssssssss
Do you really need that thing?
♪ Where's Ali With the motherfucking dope? ♪
I said, "I'm going to regret asking this," but I did it anyway.
I mean, you ate enough crab legs.
You know what she did and you're okay with it?
You don't just wake up in a Euro size 56 Valentino sweatsuit, dude.
I just always remembered you, like, defending the bad guys.
We're not fucking with a yurt,
Since when do you care what people think about us when they look at us?
-I'm sorry. -[Joya] Whoo!
this is where I'm at.
and don't let Matches not have what you're looking for.
[sighs] I'm gonna go to In-n-Out, do you want anything?
{\an8}But, I mean, if we're going to be honest, it's a hybrid like yours.
{\an8}your cars, your money.
I'm basically admitting that I'm not a good mom,
Oh, stop it. You know I'm petty. I don't try to hide that fact.
Yeah, well, technically, the nurse couldn't fit him into regular pants
This is the world we live in. This guy works for me,
Look at this kid. Face of an angel, right?
["I Want A Little Sugar In My Bowl" by Nina Simone]
I agree. I'm gonna be happy with who I am.
Oh, my God, is she okay? Please, God, tell me she's okay. I'm such a bad mom.
Dude, does that seem like that's comfortable for me?
But let me just get this clear. I just want to make sense of this.
-[engine revs] -[loud whooping]
He must be getting that from Instagram comments,
even though he totally has an office he could work out of.
Um... yeah, I'm-- I'm looking to get rid of my chain.
Do you?
I think that's why after all these years, we're still doing the same dumb shit.
-So hip-hop, girl. -Lit!
You're better than this, Jo-Jo. Why'd you do that?
Please take care of him.
But I guess it's been so long since you've worked,
Look at that hair! Purple? [laughs]
Like, the big corporate conglomerate, you know?
But I didn't ask my dad for any of this.
So, let me explain what he's trying to say.
Anyway, what were you saying about your tiny, tiny house with no electricity?
They were staring at us the whole time, like in our face.
Well, obviously, because I thought it'd be cute.
I probably could've just shot this on my Galaxy, but, hey,
I shit the diaper, Mommy.
-Right. Mm-hmm. -This is what I've been forced into.