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Yeah, we were founding members of this club together.
[Drea] Any last comments about the dinner or anything? Just...
Seriously, dude, why would you bring up my chain?
[Drea] So there we were, broke, uneducated,
She has purple hair, Jo.
So, you know how, in most marriages, there's, like, a balance?
-This is for school. -I'm not signing that.
Dude, I'm getting rid of the chain, dude.
Isn't this the "friend" that you refer to as "the worst kind of white liberal"?
Let me ask you a question, and I want you to be honest.
{\an8}Okay, Dad, so we've covered your clothes,
You know, it's good for the planet, good for us.
Yes. It's hard. It's-- Yeah, it was an application.
[Kenya] Is that-- Is that real? Why is your hair that color?
we're good.
But for anybody who didn't want to end up in jail,
[Drea] Ah...
-I do. -How did we feel?
-What? -[Drea] Stop.
So my mom used to be a lawyer, but she quit
and I just thought, if I ever want to start practicing law again,
-I'm sorry, I just have to ask. -No, you don't!
Deep breath. There you go. Feel better?
And we should call Jermaine and see if we could fly up there
Thank you. I mean, she's going to see it after, but...
Still fine! Everything is so fine.
Like a Tesla?
to reach number one on the Billboard Hot 100 and win a Grammy?
you know, it's just cool. Your whole shtick.
Biggest liar in the world.
[exhales]
{\an8}-I did pretty good, actually. -Fuck.
just living simpler lives.
-You get nothing ever again. -What?
if I could wear a sweatsuit every day, I would, but I'm not you.
You learn not to listen.
-Okay. -[Joya] See you in San Fran.
that he spends every bit of it before he dies.
is because we're celebrating my dad's new Netflix show.
apparently, my dad hates his money and wants to make sure
I did shower, yeah. Thank you for noticing.
Okay, Dad, um, before we start, I'm gonna need you to sign something.
Or if one person drinks too much, then the other one's sober?
Not-- Not completely. Shit.
I'm a grown man with a pretty fair amount of disposable income, but no.