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that he spends every bit of it before he dies.
-What? -[Drea] Stop.
I did shower, yeah. Thank you for noticing.
Okay, Dad, um, before we start, I'm gonna need you to sign something.
is because we're celebrating my dad's new Netflix show.
-I do. -How did we feel?
Deep breath. There you go. Feel better?
if I could wear a sweatsuit every day, I would, but I'm not you.
Let me ask you a question, and I want you to be honest.
You know, it's good for the planet, good for us.
I'm a grown man with a pretty fair amount of disposable income, but no.
Dude, I'm getting rid of the chain, dude.
Or if one person drinks too much, then the other one's sober?
-I'm sorry, I just have to ask. -No, you don't!
Biggest liar in the world.
[Drea] Any last comments about the dinner or anything? Just...
Still fine! Everything is so fine.
and I just thought, if I ever want to start practicing law again,
{\an8}Okay, Dad, so we've covered your clothes,
we're good.
And we should call Jermaine and see if we could fly up there
Thank you. I mean, she's going to see it after, but...
She has purple hair, Jo.
you know, it's just cool. Your whole shtick.
Seriously, dude, why would you bring up my chain?
[exhales]
So my mom used to be a lawyer, but she quit
Not-- Not completely. Shit.
-You get nothing ever again. -What?
[Drea] Ah...
So, you know how, in most marriages, there's, like, a balance?
You learn not to listen.
-This is for school. -I'm not signing that.
{\an8}-I did pretty good, actually. -Fuck.
[Kenya] Is that-- Is that real? Why is your hair that color?
Isn't this the "friend" that you refer to as "the worst kind of white liberal"?
just living simpler lives.
to reach number one on the Billboard Hot 100 and win a Grammy?
But for anybody who didn't want to end up in jail,
-Okay. -[Joya] See you in San Fran.
Yes. It's hard. It's-- Yeah, it was an application.
Yeah, we were founding members of this club together.
[Drea] So there we were, broke, uneducated,
apparently, my dad hates his money and wants to make sure
Like a Tesla?