Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am for real rich, not (BLEEP) rich.

Great for me, though.

Wait, you're 51?

I'm okay. (LAUGHS)

If "Witches" aren't "real", then who makes all the kombucha?

VOICE-OVER: Dead pussy. Dead pussy.

Oh, my gosh! No, no, no!

Uh, yes, please.

I'm phenomenal.

Witches who run the world.

Botox, fillers, bat feces.

What do you think is happening here?

(SIGHS) An average-sized dick...

- They do that? - Apparently,

Oh, um, you have a little...

And then there was this dermatologist

It's a swirling chasm of magic.

Uh, you know what?

- (CHUCKLING) Oh, Abbi? - Ilana?

(BLEEP)-related pussy constipation.

But to control your own temperature, no.

Whole... Family day planned.

I mean, and you're married, that's, that's awesome.

Dude, Abbi got her first gray hair.

Anyway, while you're here, can I do a little peel or...

like her best friend, me, is.

I'm a cum kween.

Wait, you're 51?

Totally reasonable.

You're not alone.

You're gonna be a hit here.

Straight up gorgeous.

Wow, okay. Cool.

Um, that's awesome. That'll be 50 bucks.

I am gonna buy that Drew Barrymore space heater