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What's this?
It was nice meeting you. Yes. It was nice meeting you,
You know, and so... do me a favor.
Gee, Ed. Those were the guys that were in our store, aren't they?
What a crock of stinking horse shit.
They don't have confession. They're protestants.
I like them too. And I wish that I could think of something to make this all better.
[CLEARS THROAT, SNIFFLES] Is go back home.
Back up. We're gonna lose them.
Whoo! The first thing I want to know--
Father... I found a wallet in the street.
Two inmates took advantage of what is being called the worst blizzard in 17 years,
You think this is torture?
I can't leave knowing what I know. What are you saying?
I miss all the creature comforts we used to have when you boys were around--
I didn't know what to do.
He's got the spirit, don't he?
that's right! I'm here to rescue you. Calm down. [PANTING]
oh, my God! Guns!
You need a lobotomy.
And don't give me that who, me? Look.
- They tell me they can show us the exact spot. - Hallelujah. Huh?
Uh... 13. Why, father?
Oh, My God! Guns! Guns!
Do you think those Firpo brothers had anything to do with it? Those rat bastards.
[CLEARS THROAT, SNIFFS] Bill, would you, uh-- would you please pass me the giblet gravy?
I appreciate the sentiment. You let me decide what I get for Christmas.
Wha-- What happened? Our car ran off the road.
You're right, Bill.
Say, Bill.
I mean-- what do I mean, Dave?
Bill, you're a genius. Yeah, but in the Firpo family,
Help! Help! [PEOPLE CHATTERING]
- [PEYSER] We got 'em. Come on! - [WHINNIES]
Hopefully they're still in the area. Put out an A.P.B. On that car.
Oh, yeah. We've been hearing that all night.
[INHALES SHARPLY]
What exactly is in the bouillabaisse? I'll call you back.
[LAUGHING]
Oh, shit. I still got the keys to the vault on me.
[LAUGHING]
Bill. Hey, Bill, wait a minute.
No. Let's wait and see what they're up to.
It kept main street alive.
Do not move! Get 'em up! Get away from that phone! Get 'em up!
And your son's inside.
Come on. Let's just go.
[LAUGHING] Well, well.
Figured that out, did you?
Unbelievable. Ow! Unbelievable.
They're here.
- How do you know? - I swear we passed that farmhouse before.
I didn't get to see that thing pop up on the Turkey. I was-- I hate it.
- What are you talking about? - Just give us the money, and we're out of here.
Shut up!
Hey, you're not gonna leave all these people here, are ya?
[SIRENS CONTINUE]
Is it clothes? [LAUGHS] I hope they fit.
Who are they?
It'll make you cry.
Come on, Bill. Get in. Hey, that's Timmy's sleigh!
Hey. Hey, what's goin' on? We done yet? 'Cause I'm starvin'.
Guys,
Move back, please. [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Aw, g'wan, ya sons of bitches!
Yeah, unfortunately. That's Ed Dawson and Clovis Minor.
- Can I check your bags? - Let's see what's in the bag.
Birdie.
Merry Christmas! Ha ha, ho ho!
So, let's breathe in. [ALL INHALE]
Do you think people change?
Stalactites! [LAUGHING]
You're enormously misinformed, Mr. Firpo.
Not this year.
I've already done that. Good. Well, with any luck, we ought to be able to find 'em,
Did you do the right thing?
You do what you do, I do what I do! [CACKLES]
Hit the wipers.
You could have puffed a little longer.
Thank you. Thank you for my festive sweater.
They were alone.
What are you looking at? What?
Move it! Move it.
Good, good. It's just your basic yoga. I learned it in prison.
Ring dings and milk? Ring dings and milk!
You heard him! I'm staying here!
♪ but gold won't bring you happiness ♪
sit down. Then where the hell...
♪ as sure as the stars shine above ♪
That would make me no different from the people who robbed me.
[SIREN CONTINUES] [Alvin] Hey! Come on! Let's go!
- I'm sure it wasn't your fault. - Anybody hurt?
Yeah, I wonder who misses them more-- you or the original owners.