Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Hark, the herald angels sing glory to that newborn king ♪

What are you here for, the winterfest?

Your guess is probably as good as mine. But there was three guys in town this morning.

Speaking of which, have you seen tonight's paper?

uh, [CLEARS THROAT] That more was stolen...

♪ Do you know what I know ♪ what I know what I know ♪

- Are you sure? - [WHEEZING LAUGHTER]

'Cause it's not gonna come around again.

You were in the house at the time.

Maybe we can go to Pennsylvania, and Alvin and I could do that favor for our friend...

- [TEA KETTLE WHISTLING] - Aagh!

We are in pursuit of a 1994 black pathfinder.

Oh, just a little TV. A daring prison break at long island state prison in New York.

- ♪ [SUSTAINED NOTE] - [GASPS] Whoa.

And what I've learned in prison is that robbin' and stealin' and all that horseshit--

Well, let's go check it out. He just said her name was Collins.

Oh, about, um... 45 minutes.

[BILL] Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, Merlin!

[INMATE] Hey, Vic. Isn't that where your daughter Sarah works?

[PEYSER] And you have no idea who it might have been?

[ALL EXHALE] Good. And one more deep breath in.

♪ the world still is the same

We're coming, Merlin!

♪ you're nobody till somebody loves you ♪

[BURNELL] Timmy!

Come on. The harder we row, the faster we go. Come on!

[ALARM BLARING] Shit! I told ya!

[ALL CHUCKLING] ♪ [BILL HUMMING]

All right. Get in. Just keep your hands up. Open the door.

[MERLIN WHINNYING] [ALVIN] Come on! Come on!

Well, it's a variety of things, actually.

I sense a conspiracy here.

I got the guy. I'm the one who got the guy. We've got it all under control!

- Come on! - Freeze, goddamn it! I'll shoot!

WHEN WE SHOWED UP TO THAT KIDS APARTMENT

Well, to begin with, the robbers were wearing masks.

- They're both my deputies. - Hey, how you doin', fellas?

License plate: D-u-h-- that's appropriate.

♪ the world still is the same

I don't think so! Well, think again!

No, he's not. All right? It's over.

This is the best Christmas present I could ever give to you.

Ooh! That hurt.

- Sarah upstairs. - [LAUGHS] Sarah upstairs.

Agent Peyser-- excuse me. Will you guys knock it off, please?

- Yeah. What about it? - Was it in Pennsylvania?

A lot of guys in here disagree with me, but they're servin' time.

[MAN] Let's roll it over. We gotta get it in the truck.

Check out Bill. He's really going for it.

How can you be so sure?

I just got through relaxin' 'em. You're makin' 'em all panic. You stay here!

No! No, the roads to the interstate are closed.

The pterodactyl. It was a lizard back in prehistoric times...

Well, that's a lie.

- I think that all depends. - Depends... on the road.

Depends on the person.

Oh, no. You think we should stay out of New York altogether?

I realized tonight that I love people, you know?

Now our ride's gone. Shit!

of another Christmas...

And two, there's no money in the vault.

I have a gun... And you're talkin' about the winterfest?

So long, Jerry. Take it easy.

[CHATTER CONTINUES]

[PATTING POCKETS] Look, has anybody seen my wallet?

[MAN] Yes, sir. What's going on here?

[CHUCKLING] No! Shit!

Where's he goin'?

♪ up on the housetop click, click, click ♪

Come on. Don't take all night putting this gas in.

[PEYSER] Look at those clowns.

I got this friend in prison. He's practically on his deathbed.

- Yum, yum. - What are you doing?

This is Bill, Dave and Alvin Firpo.

It's the money from the robbery. Money.

Should we go get him? No, you sit down.

What do you think, we're stupid?

You wanna be saying that the rest of your life? No, I don't.