Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you. Oh. There's some scallions in there.
You're doing it right now.
- ♪ [STOPS] - I'm sorry, ma.
Why don't you let me do the crackin'...
Everyone, keep your hands up!
It adds up. It gives everybody a little extra security and pride.
Well, of course, I saw you talking with Sarah upstairs,
but tonight's been a real eye-opener for me.
Yeah, well, this feeling you're getting is paranoia!
Who's gonna double-cross him? He's buried more people than forest lawn!
Can I take your order now? I'm not quite sure.
Clovis, what the hell did you do now?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
- You shut up. - Liar, liar.
Over here! Move! Move!
So, uh, what kind of license plate do you have?
That's weird. Do you have any idea why?
[ANDERSON] No. It's been a nice diversion having you three with us.
I just robbed these people. I don't want to get to know them.
Can we stop and get some ring dings and milk?
Well, then let's compare.
Thank you, ma'am. Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Hello, ma? Dave?
- Hey! - Get him! Take him down!
Help!
Anybody suspicious around before the bank was robbed? Oh, well--
Come on. [CHUCKLES]
Cut it out! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on!
♪ a child, a child shivers in the cold ♪
Alvin.
- We know that's where the money is. - Money? What money?
[SPUTTERS]
It's not? No, it's not,
- Come on. Keep going. Go. - [SHOUTING CONTINUES]
Would you quit hoverin' 'round me like bad news?
for putting money back into a vault?
Are you married? Why? Are you gonna propose?
wanting to take us over.
I can really use something like that in my life. What's her name?
- Sarah, he didn't know about your father. - Yeah, sure.
and it's obvious nobody here is gonna tell me.
I've got bad news. We got a hostage situation.
Edna? Edna? Are we sleeping together? I think not.
I hate this town. I hate it.
[MUMBLING] Oh, hey, I'm sorry.
[SPUTTERS] Go home now. Stay off the interstate.
♪ but you're nobody till somebody loves you ♪
You expect me to believe that horse shit? Who wants to die first?
Come on, man. It's Christmas. What the hell.
[UTENSILS CLATTERING]
Rough night? [CHUCKLES]
This headstone says Anderson.
[DOOR CLATTERS]
Boys. Boys, the dinner will be ready in 10 minutes.
You're gonna have to kill me, because I'm not dragging those people in that house into this.
Shut up and get inside.
Here. Hang on. We're gonna get you out of there.
Come on. Just grab it.
I saw them all go together.
However, if what you say is true-- which, I'm sure it is--
Move! Move up!
Never mind.
[CELL DOOR SLAMMING]
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪
- Deputy Timmy? - Sir.
She's been here a couple of years now. Heh!
Bill, you do what you do, and I do what I do.
Everything I got points to you three.
Can we make it three? Three ski--
He's staying here. Oh.
Shit! All right, back away!
Here. You gotta read this.
Bye, Dave! Bye, Alvin!
Listen. How would you feel if I were to settle down in a place like this?
Okay! Nobody move! Keep your hands up! Stay away from the phones!
That my boys wouldn't come back and save me?
Come here. Get away from me, you nut.
We won't, sir.
They took us in, and they treated us like we was one of their own.
These three were in my store a half hour before the robbery, and they bought three ski masks.
Don't screw it up. You understand?
Yep. They're here.
You need a lobotomy. Don't get nasty with me.
I paid for that. I didn't see nothing.
That they'd rather have a couple of hundred thousand bucks over a mother's love?
hey! Is my brother doin' a great job?
Where do I know those plates from?
What
Somebody got their Christmas bonus early. What do you think he did? Drink it?
- I swear I'm gonna get us all out of this. - Oh, no. Come on.
Any luck? No.
[ALVIN] Hmm. What?
Bank-- bank president? What are you talking about?
As I told you before, she refuses to visit me here.
I-it's locked? All right! Who's got the key? Raise your hand!
I'm telling you, they know something.
[TRUCK HORN HONKING]
- Gag her! - Oh, cut it out. You can't--
Merlin! Dad! Dad! Dad!
New customer? Heh heh!
But you two bastards owe me for all the shit I've done for you,
Whoa. Whoa.
The storm dumped 14 inches in Chicago before moving east.
Wait till you see the giblet gravy. [SHUDDERS] No, Alvin.
You don't think we know what you're doing?
I'll say whatever I want. Do you like music?
that you're not telling me something!
Come on, buddy.
I can't tell you how much I appreciate this, guys.
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you.
[INMATES CHATTERING]
You know, wash up a little. Get warm.
[SIREN WAILING]
Alvin, come on.
Well, for years now, these big-city banks have been threatening to come in,
♪ Wake unto me
- You have no brain either. - Hey! You guys all right?
That's no good. It's no good.
Uh, Mrs. Anderson,
Yeah. We did it, Mr. Anderson, and we're sorry.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Breath in. Good. Hold it. And let it out.
No. Everybody's fine, Father Gorenzel. Oh, good.
You have no idea what kind of night I've had.