Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mrs. Anderson. [NERVOUS MUTTERING]
[DAVE] Hurry up! [BILL] Just be cool. Lay back.
Might find a walleye in there. See anything?
You and the Andersons probably cooked this whole thing up together.
- What's going on here? - We may have found two of our suspects.
We named him Tripod.
Go forward. There's plenty of space. It's okay.
We're screwed.
Whoa. Wait a minute. You withheld this information? Huh?
Oh! I think they've had enough excitement for one day.
Hey, dad.
All right, now. This is just a robbery. No one will get hurt.
No, no, no. One for you. Thank you.
I can't believe the only thing I got you on is some parole violation.
He's gaining on us. Who cares? Alvin, step on it!
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Just stay out of my sight.
And a merry Christmas to you.
So, I guess we have a clean slate now. Huh?
if there were more than two, you could have been hurt.
Hey, man, get a room. What for?
Pull out some of those chairs. See how many we can get.
[COUGHING] [GASPS]
Ma, I'm sure he's the nicest killer on c block, but I really got to get to work.
No. He really thought he was dying, and he came down here to help you.
than actually was so they could claim double...
Is that any relation?
[BRUNO] Why don't we just take 'em?
- Didn't have snow chains! - Look, you guys are gonna freeze out here.
[ALVIN LAUGHING]
I hate it. Christmas Eve, and my wife had the--
Oh, Mrs.-- [DELIGHTED GASP] I like that.
By three men. And on Christmas Eve?
But you haven't actually seen these guns, have you, Dave.
If you don't give me that money, I'm gonna throw your mother out the window!
[BILL] He's comin' after us.
waiting to see when the meter ran out. [ENGINE REVVING]
Can I have 'em back? The pen-- it said, take--
You don't know me.
I, much like my reptilian brother, shall take wing...
Yeah, that and we're looking for a Sarah Mazzucci.
She works right there. Where?
I'm robbing the bank!
Give me some light.
♪ [CONTINUES, INDISTINCT]
No, we're just-- we're just passin' through.
Come on. Y-Y-You gotta think of a way to get us out of here.
You all right?
Upstairs?
Look what you started, you big gorilla.
We'll talk later.
I-- I-- you're not-- who's lying now?
[WHINNYING] [ALVIN SHOUTING]
All right. Back up, everybody. Just go on with your business. There's nothing here to watch.
Come here a second.
Can I talk to you a minute? Merry Christmas, father.
Watch the shirt. It was a present.
What the hell's the matter with you?
and she's the only thing in the world that means anything...
You look familiar. Well, I'm not.
Just passin' through! Passin'.
I can see nothing's changed.
fine. I'm leaving.
Especially given the gravity of the situation...
Not at all. Come on in out of the cold.
Freeze! Freeze!
♪ [SCATTING] Yeah!
wait a minute. Hold up. Excuse me.
Sorry. Put the table on their tab.
I can't really believe it would be anybody from town.
Tell her. I paid for it. No.
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER] ¡policia! ¡policia!
I don't like this. [GRUNTS]
You call this being nice? This is as nice as we're gonna get.
All right, all right, all right.
We're not gonna hurt her, as long as you do the right thing.
- [SHUDDERING] - Alvin!
I got carried away by the Christmas spirit.
Are you out of your mind? Go!
Come on, son. Spit some of that stuff out of there. Come on.
♪ you never change it
[BOTH LAUGHING]
and then just back up and take another?
It's my car. What the--
Oh, shit. What? You know him?
You know exactly what you're doin'...
If these three guys aren't the crooks, I'd like to know--
- Don't be long. - I need ointment!
Hm. Well, we gotta give these cops one thing, they're efficient.
no, no! It's all right! Put the money back!
[CHATTERING]
and now we're practically accusing them of being bank robbers.
Transgression? Uh... I don't know.
who here, this is their first robbery? Raise your hand. [EXHALES]
We're deputies, for Christ's sake. Right, Bernie?
Oh, Christ. He looks like he's turning blue.
Oh, my God, a gun! [CROWD CLAMORING]
[PATRONS CHATTERING]
We can't leave him here.
- We've got it all under control! - This is a big mistake. I can explain everything.
How's that? I just--
I can't pretend to know too much about these matters.
who developed an outside digit of the forelimb which became greatly elongated...
- What's that mean? - He's got water in his lungs.
What? I was-- I was--
Spill on aisle three.
Whats
What? [COUGHS]
[CLEARS THROAT]