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Eles calcularam o lucro da empresa e o salário de cada um.
Here, Bill. I got you this.
A place like this? Or this place?
Father... I found a wallet in the street
Singing at the top of your lungs, jumping around like Fred Astaire!
[HORSE WHINNYING]
No, I don't believe so.
Listen, guys. Where are you taking us? What is this?
[RECEIVER SLAMS]
All right. Let's start this off on the right foot.
come on. Oh.
♪ [MUTTERING]
My name's Alvin Firpo.
You gotta get out of here. This is where I work. Yeah, but--
Now, one other thing.
- You set me up. - What?
The same way I would: Close to my heart.
Season's greetings. Santa claus is coming to town.
Now I remember. I saw them too. [CROWD CHATTERING]
You have a couple of eggnogs with some farmers,
Never was ours.
- I'm eatin' scrapple. - Don't touch any of that! We're gettin' out of here!
What do you want me to do? Bag this stuff.
[SIGHS] Well, when's he get back?
It's a beautiful thing.
You better go take your showers. You got it, Mrs. A.
Sarah.
Your last name isn't Collins, is it?
And that, gentlemen, will be the end of that.
outside.
I'd go in that bank and take that place over.
You know, every time there's a problem, those two idiots show up.
And breathe... and let it out. [ALL INHALE, EXHALE]
Coffee? You bet.
They're saints. That car wash robbed itself.
I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch! What are you doing?
I missed you boys too.
Well, the bank... Is across the street.
Eh, I didn't have snow chains.
It depends on the person.
[ALVIN] Oh, this is nice.
over-anticapatory.
- Did you rob that bank? - Ah! What an imagination! [LAUGHING]
♪ you may be king
Fine, fine. Then we'll get some ring dings and milk for the child in the back.
Stop it! Are you crazy? Stop it!
I did it.
[ALL GRUNTING]
[DICK] Mm. Otherwise, we'd just be sitting around, talking about that terrible robbery.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
Whoa!
Alvin.
heh! You know... Rob the bank.
Merry Christmas. Good night, sir.
I think we lucked out with those kids.
I know the bank is across the street.
I'd shove my broomstick right up your ass.
Pull out some of those chairs. That'll be fine.
You know, 'cause you have to have all that extra security and everything.
[ALARM CONTINUES] I'm Alvin Firpo, officer. I was just here...
[ALVIN SHOUTING]
[VIC] Get out, you pain in the ass. I've had it with you.
Stay here! I know that! But, dad, they took Merlin!
You never-- you never did drop it.
- [TIRES SCREECHING] - [BANGING]
Son of a bitch! I'm not with you five minutes, and I'm being chased by cops!
He means that...
Hey, Bill, don't you just love this old, classic architecture?
[JAWBREAKER CLICKING]
[SHOUTING] Alvin!
Don't you two fall in love.
Is there anything I can do to help you? Uh, no. I don't think so.
- Yeah, I know. I have them right here, Mr. Anderson. - [ALVIN MUMBLES]
I guess I should say Sarah downstairs. 'Cause now I'm downstairs.
[DRIVER CHUCKLES]
Over the years, I've persuaded everybody in town to open up a little Christmas club account.
Do not move! [DAVE] Get your hands up now!
[BELL RINGING] [MAN] Merry Christmas!
- ♪ way up in the sky little lamb ♪ - honey, you have to sign this.
What are you talking about? Your wallet!
Oh, ow!
No, goddamn it! Sons of bitches! It's all right.
You know, I just hate to ruin this hallmark moment.
- [MAN] Mr. Firpo. - Uh, yes?
[SQUAWKING]
- [LAUGHS] Whoo! - Turn! Turn! To the right! Okay!
- Alvin! - Alvin, come back!
Anybody got a crowbar? Yeah.
You know what? They got some kinda feast out there, I'm tellin' ya.
What? It's true, agent Peyser.
Help! Help!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you about it.
♪ [MUTED] [MUTED LAUGHTER]
- Who the hell is that? - You just shut up, and let me do the talking.
Wait a minute. No, no, wait. There it goes again.
thanks a lot.
Forty-five minutes ain't bad.
♪ You do what you do and I do what I do ♪
Right. Oh, no. All those farm houses, they look alike. [CHUCKLES]