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Well, your brother's got himself a girlfriend.
I'm going with you to get the key. [SHOUTING] No! You stay here!
It's a splendid array of fish, shellfish, garlic, paprika--
I'm sorry, cliff, that I didn't tell you everything about myself.
♪ Ho ho ho who wouldn't go ♪
This was very nice of you. Please tell the Andersons--
I can't even--
Hey, I borrowed the car from fast Eddie. Who the hell is fast Eddie?
[OVERLAPPING SHOUTS, CHATTER]
He said he loved me.
but it's--
But I suspect that you three are getting the break of a lifetime.
You know, I think you did something stupid today.
[TOGETHER] Duh.
Yahoo! Yahoo! [LAUGHS]
Who needs you? Forget it. Hold on, Merlin!
yeah, well, we're in New Jersey now. That's not far enough away?
♪ 'tis the season to be jolly ♪
- We gotta get him out. - You're not gonna die.
What What
I've never seen 'em before. [AGENT] This way. Watch your step.
All right.
I'm sorry I'm not a deadbeat like you, Bill. Huh!
Hey, Merlin.
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
[DAVE CHUCKLING] What do you call it? Whoa.
[POUNDING]
Don't you? You got that right, Mrs. A.
Anybody who moves will get shot, as will the person next to you.
That there may possibly be guns...
The three wise men.
♪ [CONTINUES, INDISTINCT]
Where are we headed?
Yeah.
♪ with lots of toys start with the cheese and move backwards.
You may as well brush up here, okay?
Wait a sec. Now, ma, now, you listen to me.
Mr. Anderson, if you don't mind my asking, [CLEARS THROAT]
On the insurance. Only a crook would do a thing like that.
[BILL] How's that?
You sound like you're anxious to get rid of us. What's the matter?
I don't care what their story is. Everybody everywhere is a suspect.
I don't know what the hell happened in this town,
Is it true?
Up to that bank president's house.
- Oh, you know, you look damp. You must be cold. - [TV NEWSCASTER, INDISTINCT]
♪ ho ho ho who wouldn't go ♪ [CRUNCHING]
Exactly how much was taken?
what-- what are you doing here?
Dear Dave and Alvin. It's been five years since I've seen my daughter.
He asked me to do him this favor. He gave me a letter explaining everything.
It's just waiting to be picked. I love the way he tells this story.
Flinstone? Yes.
Anything's better than looking at you two gorillas and listening to your horse shit.
I told them.
It said on the sign-- All of them. All of them.
I'm feeling so good, I'm gonna call our ma. Mrs. Anderson, can we call our mother?
I NEED OINTMENT
Oh! [SHUDDERING] I got ya.
- Move! - Yes, sir!
Me either. [POUNDING CONTINUES]
Really? There's no problem between us? There's startin' to be.
overpowering three guards and hijacking a laundry truck.
- And all we could do in return was steal from them.
No, sir. Not this year.
Heh heh! Yummy, yummy.
How do you mean? Oh, I'm sorry.
Just what you haven't become emotionally attached to.
Agent Peyser? What?
Nice coat. Who shot the couch?
come here.
[SIRENS WAILING]
What's going on at the house? Yeah.
Kind of like a boom, boom, boom. Don't you hear it?
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
♪ [CONTINUES] So long, Jerry. Bye, boys.
Eh--
You boys here for the winterfest?
Oh, that's excellent. Philadelphia? That's a little out of our way, don't you think?
It's been five years since you've been to confession.
Holy shit. Get down, Clovis. Get down.
Yes. What? I see it.
How?
Well, who are you?
[DAVE, ALVIN SHOUTING]
- Oh, God, he's got a gun! - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh.
Get you half off on lunch, free coffee with every meal.
[VIC] Put it back? Back in the bank?
- On 'em, on 'em, on 'em, on 'em, on 'em! - [ALVIN] Go! Go!
Yeah, I'm all right. Except--
was lying outside.
Faster! Faster!
Some-- somebody... dropped it outside... my front door.
you do what you do, and I do what I do.
There's guns in the trunk, and I got a problem?
Merry Christmas!
[BELL JINGLING] Ma.