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Oh, good. What do you mean, oh, good?
[BILL] Alvin, grab his hand!
Let's get outta here!
♪ do you know what I know ♪ what I know what I know ♪
[SHOUTING] Four lefts is a circle, you idiot!
I'm saying-- I'm saying I like these people too.
[MA] Bye, sweetie!
You got it, ma.
Then hurry up!
What am I gonna... do?
[CLAMORING CONTINUES] Let's go.
are the three ski masks they bought from my store?
Look. My boy's a little slow. You understand?
♪ if you don't hold still ♪ ♪ if you don't hold still
Sarah Collins? Yeah?
Come on! Come on! Go!
♪ ho ho ho who wouldn't go ♪
[CRUNCHING]
An alarmist. I am?
Get him out.
- No! No! - V-v-Vic, listen to me.
You're lucky you're in Paradise. Merry Christmas, sir.
Alvin, we're free. That's right. Free as a bird.
These poor gentlemen. First they get run off the road,
No. Shut up. Check!
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
You call me Mrs. Firpo, goddamn it.
- [SIGHS] - That's it.
You dropped your wallet at the scene of the crime in the Bronx. [STAMMERING]
[ALL LAUGH]
what I, uh, I believe is that once released from this prison,
[BELL JINGLES]
Whoa! Don't shut it off. What?
There you go.
You're kidding me.
He owns the gun shop on Morris park Avenue. Oh, terrific.
um, then how could the bank have so much cash on hand?
No.
Let me get this straight.
Good shot. Hey, see you guys. [LAUGHING]
That's a once-a-year deal.
Listen, I got more bad news. Ma says the cops are at the house.
Is that how you're gonna start?
Give me that. You're gonna lose it.
Come in. Come in.
I don't know. I-I was praying.
I'm in big trouble now.
Rai-- oh.
All right. I'll be out here with the... do-re-me.
♪ in your palace warm mighty king ♪
I don't know. Maybe there's hope for him.
I got the mayor up my ass on account of punks like you!
Let's go, let's go, let's go! Come on!
I'm takin' some cranberry sauce. It's Christmas. What did that idiot say to ya?
Tell it, Dave! I'm a blind man.
[SIRENS WAILING]
No. They just said they don't want to talk about it, Dave.
- How? - I know howto keep you in suspense.
[SNIFFS] What's in it? [ANDERSON] Oh, you'll have to open it to find out.
You can't what?
I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!
In fact, I heard that bank robberies actually stimulate the economy.
[SOBBING] How can you ignore a man like this?
[BILL] Poor doggie.
One, I ain't doin' it, no matter how good it looks.
Sorry, Ed.
Could you hold this for a second?
the man with half a brain is king.
Welcome to Paradise, gentlemen.
Come on. Row, row! Like a viking, Alvin!
I know how your mind works.
Easy, now. Easy, now, Merlin. Bill, get in. Whoa!
This is something you will be able to take home with you after this robbery--
[ANDERSON] Come again any time. Thanks for the suit.
I'm almost certain this one's it.
Your mother said you went to Pennsylvania. You got snowed in, didn't you, you dumb bastard?
- No. We've taken more than our share already. - No, no. Here. You take this.
All right. Come on. Let's go. Keep your hands up. Move.
I mean, any one of them will call the cops the second we're outta here.
Where are you going? [CLICKING]
Hey, Edna, how'd you like to ride in the trunk of the car?
I'm gonna go back to town, and I'm gonna put the money back.
Separate? Just pretend like you don't know each other.
No, we couldn't. No, we couldn't. No, no.
Looks like they're going somewhere.
Something to read.
Not quite.
You know, almost drowning and everything.
Thanks. Thanks very much. Thank you. I'm sorry for the inconvenience, boys.
[ALVIN SHOUTING]
Scallions too. But anyway,
It's good for tense situations like this-- robbery-- or if you ever do go to prison.
Depends on the person.
- Don't move. - Oh, shit!
It doesn't matter. Just get us out of here.
Just stay back there. Give me some room here.
I just wish you'd go. Why is that?
North.
Yeah. Yeah. Why? Paradise? It just got robbed. Came over the TV.
♪ down through the chimney with good Saint Nick ♪
These kids tell me they saw three guys push a car into the river this afternoon.
Where the hell are we going in such a hurry?
- Oh, where's my violin? - Vic, you gotta believe us.
Is this, uh-- is this one of your elaborate schemes?
that he was a wanted man in New York and he had to come down here.
I said there were two of them.
It wouldn't have mattered if you had.
- Maybe she got married. - [WOMEN CHATTERING]
What?
- Go! - He's coming out!
Sarah, honey. All the pens are gone.
in a caddy with New York plates.