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You're lucky you're in Paradise. Merry Christmas, sir.
What am I gonna... do?
♪ do you know what I know ♪ what I know what I know ♪
[BILL] Poor doggie.
I know how your mind works.
Rai-- oh.
Is that how you're gonna start?
Sarah Collins? Yeah?
Give me that. You're gonna lose it.
North.
I mean, any one of them will call the cops the second we're outta here.
- No! No! - V-v-Vic, listen to me.
- Go! - He's coming out!
You're kidding me.
Come on. Row, row! Like a viking, Alvin!
These kids tell me they saw three guys push a car into the river this afternoon.
One, I ain't doin' it, no matter how good it looks.
Where the hell are we going in such a hurry?
Your mother said you went to Pennsylvania. You got snowed in, didn't you, you dumb bastard?
You call me Mrs. Firpo, goddamn it.
[SOBBING] How can you ignore a man like this?
Oh, good. What do you mean, oh, good?
Welcome to Paradise, gentlemen.
- No. We've taken more than our share already. - No, no. Here. You take this.
I'm almost certain this one's it.
Just stay back there. Give me some room here.
No.
Come on! Come on! Go!
It wouldn't have mattered if you had.
- Maybe she got married. - [WOMEN CHATTERING]
In fact, I heard that bank robberies actually stimulate the economy.
I'm takin' some cranberry sauce. It's Christmas. What did that idiot say to ya?
Hey, Edna, how'd you like to ride in the trunk of the car?
[SHOUTING] Four lefts is a circle, you idiot!
There you go.
- Oh, where's my violin? - Vic, you gotta believe us.
[CRUNCHING]
[ALVIN SHOUTING]
Then hurry up!
No. Shut up. Check!
It doesn't matter. Just get us out of here.
I said there were two of them.
Could you hold this for a second?
What?
♪ down through the chimney with good Saint Nick ♪
I got the mayor up my ass on account of punks like you!
Something to read.
Scallions too. But anyway,
Look. My boy's a little slow. You understand?
[BILL] Alvin, grab his hand!
This is something you will be able to take home with you after this robbery--
are the three ski masks they bought from my store?
I don't know. I-I was praying.
Tell it, Dave! I'm a blind man.
the man with half a brain is king.
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
Is this, uh-- is this one of your elaborate schemes?
[ANDERSON] Come again any time. Thanks for the suit.
Come in. Come in.
I'm gonna go back to town, and I'm gonna put the money back.
um, then how could the bank have so much cash on hand?
that he was a wanted man in New York and he had to come down here.
Sarah, honey. All the pens are gone.
- Don't move. - Oh, shit!
Sorry, Ed.
All right. I'll be out here with the... do-re-me.
You can't what?
Let's go, let's go, let's go! Come on!
That's a once-a-year deal.
I just wish you'd go. Why is that?
I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!
♪ ho ho ho who wouldn't go ♪
These poor gentlemen. First they get run off the road,
All right. Come on. Let's go. Keep your hands up. Move.
Let's get outta here!
[ALL LAUGH]
♪ if you don't hold still ♪ ♪ if you don't hold still
I'm in big trouble now.
I don't know. Maybe there's hope for him.
- How? - I know howto keep you in suspense.
Easy, now. Easy, now, Merlin. Bill, get in. Whoa!
[SIRENS WAILING]
You dropped your wallet at the scene of the crime in the Bronx. [STAMMERING]
Alvin, we're free. That's right. Free as a bird.
Yeah. Yeah. Why? Paradise? It just got robbed. Came over the TV.
Not quite.
You know, almost drowning and everything.
Looks like they're going somewhere.
Whoa! Don't shut it off. What?
Listen, I got more bad news. Ma says the cops are at the house.
Get him out.
what I, uh, I believe is that once released from this prison,
in a caddy with New York plates.
He owns the gun shop on Morris park Avenue. Oh, terrific.
I'm saying-- I'm saying I like these people too.
[SNIFFS] What's in it? [ANDERSON] Oh, you'll have to open it to find out.
It's good for tense situations like this-- robbery-- or if you ever do go to prison.
Thanks. Thanks very much. Thank you. I'm sorry for the inconvenience, boys.
Separate? Just pretend like you don't know each other.
[CLAMORING CONTINUES] Let's go.
♪ in your palace warm mighty king ♪
You got it, ma.
An alarmist. I am?
Let me get this straight.
No. They just said they don't want to talk about it, Dave.
[MA] Bye, sweetie!
Where are you going? [CLICKING]
- [SIGHS] - That's it.
Depends on the person.
[BELL JINGLES]
Good shot. Hey, see you guys. [LAUGHING]
No, we couldn't. No, we couldn't. No, no.