Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bill, I think that dunk in the lake got to your brain.
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Hey, stop. Here we go. We're here.
No, no. We're fine. Thank you so much for your hospitality.
All right. You're a good horse. Stay strong.
All right. Let's do it! [CLICKING]
- [SHOUTING CONTINUES] - Run right up into them.
Quiet, okay?
Where is he? That's him in the back.
Me and Alvin borrowed a car. Let's go. Okay.
Oh, you don't have to put it out now.
You all right?
What's the matter? What's the matter?
[SPITS] We were trying to make an arrest.
All right, all right. Love you too.
- There's something ain't right about that. - I'll get in.
I got him! Give him your hand.
Something you may regret.
- What are you, two years old? - Oh, well pardonez-moi.
And I didn't-- what? Sit down.
Well, now, that's the worst part of it.
[LAUGHING]
Oh, yeah! Then we can get some balloons, and we can go to the puppet show.
[BILL] Oh, God! [DAVE] Go, Alvin, go!
Fresh air! Yes, sir.
- Are you headed towards Paradise? - No, I'm going to New York.
We didn't do that, did we?
[LAUGHING] She is a funny lady. How you guys doin'?
No.
♪ let us bring him silver and gold ♪
Thanks, ma.
You know, it's a good thing they made us deputies, Clovis.
Well, I guess that just depends on how you look at it, doesn't it?
[MAN] All the way in. Let's go.
which way do you think the mouse is headed? ♪ out jumps good old
Excuse me. Would you mind telling me which way you're headed?
but the bank was robbed this afternoon...
What starts in fun ends in tears.
Whatever it is, we'll talk about it at home.
I'm being held hostage on the night baby Jesus was born. What the hell does it look like?
Oh, Christ on a crooked crutch! Get out of the way!
Lay down your weapons. Come out with your hands above your head.
All right, all right. Shut up! Shut up!
So stop jackin' off, get the car and pick up this scum!
There she is.
"FOUR LEFTS IS A CIRCLE YOU IDIOT"
[INMATE] Hey, Mazzucci. Tell us about that bank you broke into.
Hold him! He's coming! Get around his back! Push him! Push him!
All right, all right, all right.
I said, hey, why don't you go and find yourself...
Come on, I-- what are you--
Oh, dear! Well, come on in. I hope you don't mind.
You know what else I miss around here?
Look. Over here.
Shut up and get in. Ma! What--
- Except my mother, of course. - You got a picture of your mother in your wallet?
That should be easy. Easy. Pitiful. Thumbs.
Merlin! Dad! They took merl-- yeah. Yeah, I know.
I thought you boys were on your way to Philadelphia.
No. No, just an assumption. No, we haven't seen--
Oh, this can't be true! Vic, what are we doin' in this joint?
Hey.
Bas ab bohot gya
There's really no collateral at all.
I called them.
- You better get in my car fast! - Can you take us to the interstate?
♪ and mercy mild I can't wait for that newborn-- ♪
Let's take them down.
[ALL] ♪ hark, the Herald angels sing
Well, if you get your car out of the way, we'll get the traffic movin'. See ya later. Thank you.
I can easily be led astray.
- No, he's not. - Yes, he is!
Key! Key! All right, you fashion queen. Who's got the key?
[ED LAUGHING]
♪ [DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR]
♪ You're nobody till somebody loves you ♪
What-- ♪ you're nobody till somebody cares ♪
Come on, Caesar. We're getting out of here. Don't make me shoot you.
Why don't you wait inside? Excuse me.
You wanna see three ski masks?
♪ Do not hasten to bid me adieu ♪
Three's bad. That's right.
Spill on aisle three! Spill on aisle three!
Hey! Ooh! [GLASS BREAKING]
Huh! Tough! We'll be done here very shortly.
Do you believe a person can be on one road their whole life,
No. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
You know, Bill, maybe if we did something for somebody else,
♪ Santa claus down through the chimney ♪
But there were ten million cops at the restaurant.
Oh, oh, certainly, dear. It's in the hall.
We gave the money to the church.
[ROSE] Look, there's Timmy. Merry Christmas, Timmy.
Okay, okay. Bill, come on. Let's call her. I'm dying to hear from her.
[SNIFFLING]
What's the problem? She wants to fly down here.
All right. Get out of the car.
Okay, Ed.
♪ so find yourself somebody to love ♪
By God, Clovis, that's very observant of you.
[CAR CREAKING] Boy, I bet the space shuttle makes less noise.
[CHUCKLES] So what are you doing here?
Okay. How you guys doin'? [CLEARS THROAT]
what is wrong with you? I'm just feelin' good.
Sorry.
Am I nuts? I know those plates.
Would you pleas pass me the giblet gravy?
a little exercise, which it looks like some of you could use. All right?
- [HORN HONKS] - [HORSE WHINNIES]
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
All right, all right. Tell it nice and slow.