Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But I swear we're not the same people we were this morning. I swear it.
Well, the bus left without us.
I'm sorry. I know it's bad.
I'm really proud of you three.
I'm all right, dad. How about Merlin?
Please don't tell me you knew about this. Uh, no. No, I--
Shit. He's got kids.
♪ Do you see what I see ♪ do you see what I see
Bill, we made it. Alvin, we made it.
Oh, we're very proud of him.
I guess I just want to say good-bye. I'm glad.
- Come on! Come on! Come on! - Get him out of the water!
These people, they're good people.
What's her name?
[DOG WHIMPERING]
Hey! Ow! Ow! Ow!
♪ [MRS. FIRPO SINGING, INDISTINCT]
Uh, it's another long and miserable story that I'd rather not get into right now.
I just said there were two of them!
anyone who's eligible for parole through June...
I'm married to Mr. Anderson... [DAVE] Ooh, lucky him.
♪ and a girl who has loved you true ♪
- Easy, Merlin. Easy. Easy. - Very nice, very nice. Another cop.
[SNORING]
[DAVE, BILL LAUGHING]
do think this bank was hit by locals or outsiders?
- [BILL] Come on. Come on. - Kiss my ass.
[ENGINE STARTS] I can't tell you how sorry I am.
it'd have a way of coming back around for us.
in order to support a winged membrane.
I don't mean to come off like I'm interrogating you,
Who wrote what to whom?
Yeah.
Would you be terribly upset with me if I were to tell you...
♪ and its gold
I'm sorry. I just stubbed my toe.
It's a robbery! It's a robbery! It's a robbery!
Vault's locked. Gotta get a key. Bank president's in there having lunch. Let's go.
Hang on, son. Give me a hand.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
Everybody come in. Keep your hands up.
Ooh! Ain't you worried about talkin' here?
Hi. I'm chief burnell. Special agent Peyser.
Is he gonna do it again? Is he gonna do it again?
Good boy, Merlin.
Do what? Wha-- um--
All right. Get in the car. Just get in the car.
I do-- no, I can't.
This money belongs to me and Alvin too, you know.
This is the F.B.I. You're completely surrounded.
There's no money, all right? So just get it out of your head.
Why don't you change, or-- [DICK] Three on each side? Okay.
With this who, me?...
Merlin, are you okay?
hey, ma, what are you so happy about?
Hey, Alvin. I heard the economy was in the shithouse.
You know, nothing much, but at the end of year, everybody has a few extra dollars.
If I get pinched, I get pinched. That's the way that one went.
[BILL] He's all right. [ALVIN] Do you got any-- what do you call it--
Oh, and, uh, however much these cost.
[ANDERSON] Oh, we call her Sarah upstairs. She rents a room from us.
[CHUCKLING] That is... terrific.
What'd he call it? Yahoo! Whoo!
Oh. Uh... well, uh...
Oh, boy.
oh ho! That's the spirit we need in this house!
Thank you, sir.
Just to get you down here.
♪ troll the ancient Yuletide carol ♪
If your head wasn't screwed on--
Get up against the wall! Get up against the wall!
Come here.
For those of you just joining us, keep your hands up. We were doing a little yoga earlier.
vcrs, big-screen tvs.
and investigate, and find that I make loans to people just on a handshake.
♪ when you're growing old
That was very moving, Mr. Firpo.
Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
We were at the park all day.
[PEYSER] Send those escaped cons back to New York before they ruin my Christmas.
Oh, Mrs. A? Somethin' smells good. [LAUGHING]
That laugh
Christmas shopping.
What is your problem?
What? You're kiddin'!
Did you see the way he was holding that duffle bag?
Do I know you? No.
Big surprise, huh?
We're just gonna take the money, believe me. No one's gonna get hurt.
Merry Christmas!
Let's try to keep this as inconspicuous as possible. Oh, absolutely.
[WHINNIES]
♪ as sure as the stars shine above ♪
And his daughter. What I'd like to do...
The whole thing...
What do you call it? Gallop! That's it! That's it! Come on! Come on!
I never wrote any letter.
Hey, hey! Excuse me, sir. I've got an emergency. [MEN CHATTERING]
Down this side. This side.
and you do the jackin'?
You didn't rob the bank? I wanna know exactly where you were at the time of the robbery.
[ALARM CONTINUES] Yes! Yes!
Art, art!
I'm sorry, father. [MUTTERS] It's okay.
Look, there's only one way I can think of that's gonna get us out of here,
I realized, uh... I'm really not that much different than my two brothers.
[SIRENS WAILING]
there's somethin' that ain't right about it. You know what I mean?
I just got back from church. There was a knock on the door, and this...
Yeah. Nearly run over my kid.
We're just three guys drivin' down the road in a blizzard. All right.
especially when all this money's at stake.
[BELL TOLLING]
♪ Fa la la la la la la la la
Hey! What's the problem?
It has been two weeks since my last confession.
Hey, we made it! [CHUCKLES]
The cops were at the house. They're askin' ma questions. Cops-- Did ma--
♪ [SILENT NIGHT OVER SPEAKER]
No! No! No!
[DAVE] You know, Bill, there are 8,000,000 stories in the naked city.
Merry Christmas!
Come on, Merlin! Come on! Come on!
Your idiot sons. If it wasn't for them, we'd be in prison without a care in the world.